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Remster

Bush Pilot (and yes, despite the title, its SFW)

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African Bush Pilot

Imagine that you are a bush pilot in the African veldt. You fly in
some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the
hospital. You are eager to get to your next appointment. It's a
stifling 100+ degrees in the shade.

You return to your plane to find that, in your absence, the only
piece of shade around has become verrrryyy popular. ... You start
calculating the distance to the plane door...

Whad'ya say?Feeling lucky today???
Remster

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So, I guess my question is...Would they or wouldn't they give up a nice piece of shade for just a human meal?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well, first off I would cut off my arm and throw it about 20 feet away...no...I need that for skydiving and all my other body parts...I'd go back to the village and give some innocent bystander 5 dollars...no...need that money for my next jump...I'd tell him if he could outrun the kitty cats I'd give him a free plane ride and only if he could catch the plane also before I took off! Yeah! That's it!

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The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!!

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