Malfunction 0 #1 August 13, 2003 I need SERIOUS vibes. My boss decided that she wanted an all female staff and FIRED ME TODAY! Now I am just like Ivan, unemployed and bored. Unfortunately, though, the only online that I have was at work or down at the public library (which is where I am now). Guess I won't be going to Couch Freaks Labor Day afterall... I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #2 August 13, 2003 Do you carry a lightsaber and never have sex? See, it could be worse. Sorry, Ivan. Brent EDITED to add: Good luck. I'm sure you'll find a new job soon. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #3 August 13, 2003 um, what kind of place did you work at? besodes for a sexist one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 August 13, 2003 QuoteDo you carry a lightsaber and never have sex? See, it could be worse. Sorry, Ivan. Brent LMFAO!!!! Not funny __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 August 13, 2003 Wow!!!, I'm, sorry to hear that, but hey, look the at the bright side, your next job will be better, and perhaps, you'll be the only MALE surounded by booblicious single ladies. I know, I have a very active imagination, but that's the secret if you want to handle a harsh situation. <<<<<<<<<<<< VIBES >>>>>>>>>>>>__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #6 August 13, 2003 QuoteWow!!!, I'm, sorry to hear that, but hey, look the at the bright side, your next job will be better, and perhaps, you'll be the only MALE surounded by booblicious single ladies. From the sounds of things, that is where he came from! Good luck out there. Been there, done that. It sucks. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #7 August 13, 2003 Hopefully an even better job will come along very soon!__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 August 13, 2003 I see you live in Iowa. Getting canned so there can be an all female staff sounds like discrimination to me. I sure could use the legal fees, but you are in Iowa. Sue her ass!!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #9 August 13, 2003 You will need to TRIPLE your posting to be just like Ivan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 August 13, 2003 what a nice reputation I have, Post-whore, bored and unemployed...very positive. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #11 August 13, 2003 Your ascent to carpal tunnel status is more amazing only than the amount of porn you have been able to contribute to the tit-tee bar thread. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 August 13, 2003 QuoteYour ascent to carpal tunnel status is more amazing only than the amount of porn you have been able to contribute to the tit-tee bar thread. Boobies is NOT porn...is ART. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #13 August 13, 2003 Come on out to northern CA and go job-hunting with Lummy.. I am sure he would love the company.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #14 August 14, 2003 QuoteMy boss decided that she wanted an all female staff and FIRED ME TODAY! Is that legal ? What was your previous job ?---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #15 August 14, 2003 Those darn she woman, man hating carpet munchers! . The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 August 14, 2003 Quotewhat a nice reputation I have, Post-whore, bored and unemployed...very positive. you forgot celebateYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 August 14, 2003 I'm amazed anyone would admit to that HAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kerozene 0 #18 August 14, 2003 Except if you were working in a topless bar (joke), I don't think it's legal... Do an inquiry with the government. Good luck with a new job! As for Yvan, any Jedi is technically unemployed since they are not allowed to acquire possessions (money)... So don't worry about your "status" Women that are managers often have difficulty being fair with their male employees. "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #19 August 14, 2003 >>Boobies is NOT porn...is ART<< You are, of course, correct. My apologies. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #20 August 14, 2003 So the negative would be...sexless???"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #21 August 15, 2003 So, here I am at the local Library of all places, to do some post-whoring. Ivan, dude, I was just trying to cause a little stir among the Jedei Post Whoring ranks. Did it work? See, the thing about me being fired isn't that I am out of a job, gone from an office that I HELPED BUILD, working with a bunch of two-faced, estrogen pumped, backstabbing whores, but the fact that I can no longer afford to pay my child support (which will NOT stop accruing), nor have insurance for him, which I am required by the state of Iowa to have. I cannot get Title 19 because my son does not live with me. So, I am damned if I do (because COBRA costs like 150.00/week) and damned if I don't (I can now become a jailbird skydiver. Maybe I should talk to HH and see if I can bum some of that bond money he's got). Ah, hell, might as well go pack some parachutes. Maybe that will pay for Couch Freaks over Labor Day. GOD! I HATE MAC's!!!!!!!! That is all that the Library has! UGH! I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #22 August 15, 2003 Quotewhat a nice reputation I have, Post-whore, bored and unemployed...very positive. Don't forget cross dresser. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #23 August 15, 2003 QuoteDon't forget cross dresser. Ok...that went too far. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 August 15, 2003 QuoteQuoteDon't forget cross dresser. Ok...that went too far. You're the one that puts up a pic of yourself in a dress holding a dildo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #25 August 15, 2003 QuoteYou're the one that puts up a pic of yourself in a dress holding a dildo. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
