freeflir29 0 #1 August 16, 2003 It's Saturday night....and I am feeling like SHIT!!! I remember earlier in the week one of the girls in Ops saying she had the flu so she was trying to stay away from everyone. Looks like she didn't stay far enough away. Of course....I might feel a little better if I hadn't gone out drinking last night. This looks like it will be a mostly wasted weekend. I was going to go on a little journey tonight to a MAJOR party spot in the area called Put in Bay.....but.....I'm not exactly feeling up to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 August 16, 2003 PUSSY! HAHA! J/K ,manMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 August 16, 2003 Quote PUSSY! HAHA! Yep...when I'm sick I'm pretty much the biggest WUSS you have ever seen. I even get dogged by women all the time about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #4 August 16, 2003 Don't get scared now!My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 16, 2003 Quote Don't get scared now! I'm not going to let a little thing like a contageous disease hold a brother down. I'm about to go out for some Prime Rib at the Harry Buffalo!!! And a 32 Oz Killians. We'll see how I feel after that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 August 16, 2003 dude you KNOW beer cures all ales right...er... I mean AILSMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 August 16, 2003 Next time someone says "The best things in life are free" think back on this. A free disease. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 August 16, 2003 lol I dont understand why peopl eget mad when I send them my poo in a box. its the thought that counts isnt it? LOL AND its free! AND i made it myself. so, its not eaxactly from the HEART but I mean I DID make it Ok I am officially TOO FUKN BOREDMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 August 16, 2003 QuoteI dont understand why peopl eget mad when I send them my poo in a box When I worked for a hospital, we set up a database for cancer screening. Walgreens was distributing little boxes for people to mail their poo to us. 75K of little boxes. We kept them in a detached building called the "Garden Classroom" shortly renamed to "The Outhouse". Our IT group came up with a slogan for the system - "We put the IT in shit" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 August 16, 2003 THAT is just gross....eeewwwwwwwww -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #11 August 16, 2003 QuoteWalgreens was distributing little boxes for people to mail their poo to us I think I had one of those years ago, don't remember why (maybe when I had kidney stones???) It was about the size of a baby food jar - WTF???? And speaking of containers of human waste - is there ANY way to look cool while handing a bottle of my pee to a really hot nurse? I really tried, but all I could come up with was "uh, is this enough?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 August 17, 2003 Quote "uh, is this enough?" I thought you only had to say that towards the end of a date? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #13 August 17, 2003 QuoteI remember earlier in the week one of the girls in Ops saying she had the flu so she was trying to stay away from everyone. Man, I hate it when people are -so- 'dedicated' to their job that they even come in to work when they're contagiously sick! Hey, if you're sick, STAY AWAY! We've had to convince some patients of this little gem as well. We can't take care of you if you come to us with the flu! (I work in out patient physical therapy). So, be a 'woosie' and stay home! I call it a good move. Rest well...! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #14 August 17, 2003 QuoteQuoteWalgreens was distributing little boxes for people to mail their poo to us I think I had one of those years ago, don't remember why (maybe when I had kidney stones???) It was about the size of a baby food jar - WTF???? And speaking of containers of human waste - is there ANY way to look cool while handing a bottle of my pee to a really hot nurse? I really tried, but all I could come up with was "uh, is this enough?" Just a reminder, poo and kidney stones don't come from the same place.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #15 August 17, 2003 Yeah there is. A few years ago while dealing with a preemployment drug test I handed off the sample and was all like "You want cream and sugar with that"?Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 August 17, 2003 could you imagine the first time they made a mistake and ended up stocking them on the shelf?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 August 17, 2003 QuoteOur IT group came up with a slogan for the system - "We put the IT in shit" Not to hijack a very intellectual thread, but this quote reminded me of something. I work for a large resort that caters to the whiniest people on the face of the earth. One of our marketers came up with the slogan "We put the F-U in Fun". Just thought I'd share. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 August 17, 2003 I think it was skybytchj who had the sig line "we put the Fun in dysfunctional" I liked that oneMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 17, 2003 QuoteSo, be a 'woosie' and stay home! I call it a good move. I think I would LOVE to stay home tomorrow. The only problem....I have EXACTLY 48 hours of sick time accrued. I'm gonna have to stick it out this time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #20 August 18, 2003 QuoteQuoteSo, be a 'woosie' and stay home! I call it a good move. I think I would LOVE to stay home tomorrow. The only problem....I have EXACTLY 48 hours of sick time accrued. I'm gonna have to stick it out this time. 48 hours is more than a week, so take advantage of it! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
