She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

[bodypilot90 0]

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...at the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:"
she wrote.."Sagittarius.".

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
...she took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
....she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said,
"Concentrate".
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
...she studied for a blood test.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left",
she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
...she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought it stood for "This
Goes In Front."

[CrazyIvan 0]

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...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

BBBBWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[freeflir29 0]

I've met a lot of girls JUST like this here in Cleveland.

[mjosparky 4]

If you stand real close to her can you hear the ocean?

My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

[turtlespeed 226]

Why do blonds like tilt steering.....


More head room....

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[chopchop 0]

and that's why I love blondes..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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[txblondie 0]

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Why do blonds like tilt steering.....


More head room....

Good one, that's funny, and a new one for me!!!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[turtlespeed 226]

Did you hear about the guy that was arrested for killing a blonde.

They declared it accidental...

All he did was throw a scratch-and-sniff sticker in the pool.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun