Programming job...

[Clownburner 0]

I don't want to advertise, but knowing how many people here are Unemployed Skydivers of America members, I wanted to give y'all a head's up:

my company is looking for a programmer (Perl, PHP) who is located (or willing to relocate) to So. Cal.

PM me for details.

7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

[skymama 37]

Thank you for wording it this way. I'll let it stay. I'd love for one of our fellow members to get that job.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[pds 0]

ahh a greenie bending the rules. you know that is the beginning of a downward spiral bound to end in unwed pregnancy!

namaste, motherfucker.

[SBS 0]

She just doesn't know that it is only open to catholic school girls who are willilng to wear their old uniforms to work...



-S

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[freakous 0]

Skymama is Pregnant?

[Clownburner 0]

Thanks... I'd rather give the job to a skydiver if I can!

7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

[pds 0]

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Skymama is Pregnant?

she is? Congradulations!

namaste, motherfucker.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Skymama is Pregnant?

But how can she still be in a catholic school then?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[whocares 0]

I don't want to advertise, but knowing how many people here are Unemployed Skydivers of America members, I wanted to give y'all a head's up:
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Umm i can use 6-8 SAP/manugistics process people. Functional or technical too.

[chopchop 0]

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Skymama is Pregnant?

Damn!!! sbs gets around... first Carrol and now skymama..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[skymama 37]

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Skymama is Pregnant?

OMG...can't a girl even stop moderating to eat dinner!

Corrections:

Skymama is not Catholic.
Skymama does not wear Catholic school girl skirts to work.
Skymama will not tell you if she wears Catholic school girl skirts in the bedroom. (Just throwing this one in because I know it's going to come up! )
Skymama most definitely is NOT pregnant, nor do I want to have anyone's baby! (Just throwing that part in too because I know it will be asked)
Skymama is going to kick PDS's ass when she comes to Eloy.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Clownburner 0]

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Skymama is going to kick PDS's ass when she comes to Eloy.

For the record, PDS was evidently male when I met him last weekend.

7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez
"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

[skymama 37]

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For the record, PDS was evidently male when I met him last weekend.

I'm the "she" because I'm coming to Eloy in Dec, and now I will kick HIS ass. I know he's male, I saw a nice naked pic of him.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[freakous 0]

[reply I know he's male, I saw a nice naked pic of him.

[skymama 37]

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That's not how you got pregnant though! Maybe ya kissed him too.

Ok, put it this way.....if I get pregnant, there's gonna be a doctor in Florida who's going to be sued!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[pds 0]

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For the record, PDS was evidently male when I met him last weekend.

I'm the "she" because I'm coming to Eloy in Dec, and now I will kick HIS ass. I know he's male, I saw a nice naked pic of him.

and promptly accused me of photoshopping it!

namaste, motherfucker.

[skymama 37]

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and promptly accused me of photoshopping it!

Now that I'm coming to Eloy, I've decided I don't believe you that it's not photoshopped...I want proof.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[ladyskydiver 0]

SkyMama,

If you get proof that it wasn't a photoshopped pic, I'd like to see that as well.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[freeflygoddess 0]

um...I am curious here, and I do go out to Eloy every weekend. Who is PDS? If so can I see????
Kathryn

[BlueEyedMonster 0]

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That's not how you got pregnant though! Maybe ya kissed him too.

Ok, put it this way.....if I get pregnant, there's gonna be a doctor in Florida who's going to be sued!

And if the baby comes out blue... I SWEAR it wasn't me!

[pds 0]

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um...I am curious here, and I do go out to Eloy every weekend. Who is PDS? If so can I see????
Kathryn

sorry kiddo, im in elsinore for time being. i'll be home to visit soon.

namaste, motherfucker.

[turtlespeed 226]

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OMG...can't a girl even stop moderating to eat dinner!

Why, no ... no, you can't.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ladyskydiver 0]

Do a search on him. The pic is absolutely gorgeous. And, he's a sweetie to boot that gives really nice hugs.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[pds 0]

help, im being exploited!

edit: CB this thread is officially hijacked.

namaste, motherfucker.

[turtlespeed 226]

Get used to it, ever since Skymama heard about the new Pimp'n charges, noone is safe.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun