ltdiver 3 #1 August 20, 2003 Ok, I've had a few stray letters directed to my name from the AARP, and this year Medicare has started courting my business! Now, in the mail today I get a full color brochure listing the attributes of a Power Scooter! How did I get on this list?! I don't even have a POPS number yet!! And more than that, HOW do I get off the list?? ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #2 August 20, 2003 Ha...Ha-Ha...Ha-Ha...Ha-Ha...... He He He He He He He..... -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #3 August 20, 2003 I actually had some roommates call in and sign me up for a free trial of a Rascal Of course they called me to confirm that it was not a hoax. Apparently they had issues with this. Jeeze... I'm a superhero why the hell would I need something like this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #4 August 20, 2003 Maybe offer the info to one of your older clientsI keep getting this special offer from SEVENTEEN for an extra year's subscription if I buy one. Personally I would rather have the power scooter. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 August 20, 2003 I suppose because I live in an apartment, I keep getting mail for meeting other "singles". I'd rather have the power scooter. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 August 20, 2003 QuoteI'd rather have the power scooter. That is just a dropzone accident waiting to happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #7 August 20, 2003 Could be worse. Fully half of my spam involve ways to enhance my manhood. Who talked?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #8 August 20, 2003 Scooter would be cool, but I need to get that with a trailer hitch....Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plummets 0 #9 August 20, 2003 QuoteCould be worse. Fully half of my spam involve ways to enhance my manhood. Who talked? Hey you too, I'm thinking of taking them up on their offers, with the number of extra inches i've been spammed I'm sure I'm up to jumping altitude "Life is a bowl of deadly nightshade, stay way way out on the rim brother" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 August 20, 2003 I second that! I'm tired of getting singles mail!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #11 August 20, 2003 Take the Medicare. It's cheaper than insurance. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #12 August 20, 2003 QuoteHa...Ha-Ha...Ha-Ha...Ha-Ha...... He He He He He He He..... -S Oh, you think this is funny, gimp? Huh?! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #13 August 20, 2003 Actually power scooters are a great way to meet people. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 August 20, 2003 Quote Actually power scooters are a great way to meet people. Yeah...put some nice wheels on it and some of those neon lights underneath. Or....you could pretend to have a disability to get a better job. Oh wait.....that didn't work out too good on Seinfeld. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #15 August 20, 2003 Lori, I get the AARP newsletter . . . but think a power scooter would make that trip to the refrigerator a breeze __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #16 August 20, 2003 i got a letter once when i was 14 saying "Now that you're over 50 Chris, you can apply for the life choice life insurannce plan" it was funny.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #17 August 20, 2003 Quote Fully half of my spam involve ways to enhance my manhood Me too!! Except, I don't have any "manhood" to enhance... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 August 20, 2003 The other half of the spam I get is to increase my breast size. So I can get generic viagra, enlarge my penis, enlarge my breast size AND get out of debt now...sweet.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 20, 2003 Quote So I can get generic viagra, enlarge my penis, enlarge my breast size AND get out of debt now...sweet. That was MOST of the mail I recieved when I had AOL. Now that I changed to SBC I don't get any of that crap anymore. Sure is nice to NOT have to sift through 65 junk emails per day trying not to miss a "real" one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #20 August 20, 2003 QuoteNow that I changed to SBC I don't get any of that crap anymore. Sure is nice to NOT have to sift through 65 junk emails per day trying not to miss a "real" one. Getting a new email addr will always eliminate spam - temporarily. Once your address gets out somewhere, it will start again. Filters (either at the ISP or in your reader) are the only way to really suppress it, and they are not 100% effective either. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 August 20, 2003 QuoteSure is nice to NOT have to sift through 65 junk emails per day trying not to miss a "real" one. You expect us to beleive you ever get any "real" email? We all know nobody likes you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
