LouDiamond 1 #1 July 28, 2003 For those of you who have the current Parachutist magazine already, turn to the story on the PJ's. This may be too specific for most but I know we have some MFF folks out there. The first picture in the article shows a jumper kitted up with a O2 mask on. The test is to ID all the deficiencies the jumper has. Bonus points if you can correctly name the deficiencies and explain what/why it is wrong. You have 1 minute to inspect one jumper, your time will begin when you turn and face the jumper. Do you have any questions?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #2 July 28, 2003 QuoteDo you have any questions? Yea! WTF are you talking about? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #3 July 28, 2003 HA!! I found the problem INSTANTLY! The model was NOT in fact a scantily clad lady with clevage and a nice body. Shame shame. Do i get points?????=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 July 28, 2003 ew, ew, pick me... i want to play but don't hav emy mag.. post a pic.. i'm not familiar with mff stuff but amd familiar with miitary gear.. i wana try...ew,ew, pick me...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #5 July 28, 2003 not to get off topic but what about the freefly advertertisement the has the two freefliers with one flipin the camera man off."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 July 28, 2003 he's no flipping him off, he's saying hello... havn't you ever seen top gun, that what mav does to the ruski's ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #7 July 28, 2003 Lou, Sure would like to take a shot at the prize, but I don't have my Aug. issue yet. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #8 July 28, 2003 i'm not familiar with mff stuff but amd familiar with miitary gear mff stands for military freefall. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 July 28, 2003 Quotemff stands for military freefall already knew that......... thats' why i used the abrev. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #10 July 28, 2003 Quotei'm not familiar with mff stuff but amd familiar with miitary gear Page 34 of the Aug issue and even if your not familiar with MFF gear there is at least 2 of the 10 +/- deficiencies that an average skydiver should be able to see."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #11 July 28, 2003 Lou, Post a pic. I won't get my Aug. issue until the end of the week. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #12 July 28, 2003 Scott no offence but there are three defficiencies: 1) his jump suit is not fashionable and will be hard to find if he has an injury on an off landing 2) he has a gun - I keep my gun in the car as to not endanger my fellow skydivers in free fall. After the beer light goes on it's a different story 3) He has to jump for a living. I live for jumping.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #13 July 28, 2003 I don't have my issue, yet - but can you check to see if my picture is on the cover?..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #14 July 28, 2003 Sorry, no way to post a picture of it and Laurel I think you know the answer to that question"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #15 July 28, 2003 No altimeter That collar would beat the crap out of him in freefall/no jumpsuit Strap hanging off the back onto the floor No gloves Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #16 July 28, 2003 Is he gonna freefall with an alice pack down at his legs? What about the urination hose attached to his helmet? Or, does that tube go up his ass? And, all them patches he's got stuck to his bdu's--That's just gay. That rifle looks real secure too. I also like the magazine in the gun. Wait a minute, this guy is airfarce. They have M4s? Outside the plastic wrapper? Get out of town!!! The dangly straps and webbing are really cool touches. so, now my guesses as to what's wrong with the picture: 1) He stole LouDiamond's helmet. 2)Those ball things on the counter behind him are anti-gravity devices that won't even be invented for 30 more years. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #17 July 28, 2003 Hook has got two of them so far. Jumping in BDUS is perfectly normal though a jumpsuit is prefered. The list continues, anyone else?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #18 July 28, 2003 QuoteI don't have my issue, yet - but can you check to see if my picture is on the cover? Laurel, If your picture is not on the cover, it should be! SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,566 #19 July 29, 2003 Quote For those of you who have the current Parachutist magazine already Oh. Now I understand why I can't find the clicky. No Parachutist yet Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #20 August 1, 2003 No comm, O2 hose not plugged in, weapon under container belly band, no altimeter, no jumpsuit, no gloves, part of his ruck hanging off his right side, it appears there might be a clip in the weapon. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #21 August 2, 2003 You got a few of them , the most so far. I will let it go a few more days(Until rantoul is over) and then post the master GIG list"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #22 August 2, 2003 cant believe no one noticed the length of the reserve cable.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #23 August 2, 2003 I still don't have the magazine My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #24 August 2, 2003 Quotecant believe no one noticed the length of the reserve cable. I don't think the cable is too long, I don't think there are any canopies in the container. How about it Lou? SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #25 August 7, 2003 BumpMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
