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Michele

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Princess,

I thought you would have your Major Domo take care of all that for you.

Atleast I'm not making my 71 year old father bring me to the airport. I've got a limo coming, just for me and my 1 duffle bag. I hope they send a super-stretch. I find those lame 5 seaters unacceptable.

Chris



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That way, I can make sure I have enough of everything for 2 weeks, even though it's only 5 days. I can fill all bags to bursting, unpack everything, make three lists, and pack it all up again, checking the list off as I go. I'll have the bags waiting at the curb for my 80 y/o father to load them into the trunk as I frantically wave my freshly done manicure in the air, thus making it dry faster. Then I'll chatter all the way to the airport while I am doing the rest of my makeup. At the terminal, I will rent one of those carts because I simply can't carry the stuff on my own because it might screw up my manicure and because I am wearing those 4" heels we all must travel in.

Once I actually board the plane, I will impose on my travelling companion to get my overnight bag up into the overhead bin. And I will choose a window seat, and make sure I get up once every 1/2 hour and climb over the people next to me. I will make sure I overfill my cup so that when we hit turbulence, it will spill and soak the person next to me. I will ask the attendent for blankets and a pillow, so I can sleep, and then, trying to get comfy, I will spread the blanket out over the whole row and lean against my neighbor's shoulder.



**COUGH** BULLSHIT ** COUGH** B|
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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actually thought you were serious for the first paragraph., then it hit me it was sarcasm.... it was wasn't it???lol.....



p.s. don't forget to bring the headphones and turn em up way loud so that the people 4 seats over can hear em over the whine of the jet engines!!!!!

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actually thought you were serious for the first paragraph


You've met me and jumped with me...and you still thought I was serious??

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then it hit me it was sarcasm

Phew. I thought perhaps I was losing my touch!

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don't forget to bring the headphones and turn em up way loud so that the people 4 seats over can hear em over the whine of the jet engines!!!!!


Ohhhhhhhh, I can't. I will be wearing my emerald drop earrings (just the thing for cross country travel), and the headphones will hurt my ears!!!!!

:S

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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