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Guy Thread: Explosives !!!!

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Yeah, there's a pumpkin launching contest in the US. Can't remember exactly where it is, but they build cannons that will launch a pumpkin about a mile. Holy crap, a freak'n pumpkin launched a mile. Talk about Flight of the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

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ahh liquid o2...used to have to fill the f-16's with that stuff at my old job...think the wierdest thing we froze was a frog.... if i still worked at that job it would be pretty easy to get some...only problem is keeping it cool so it doesn't boil back to gasous form........now this new job i got (clay's old job) i get to tell pilots where to drop nice 2000lbs bombs......oh and the 30mm ammo from the gau-8 avenger mounted on the a-10.....yey, i'm gona get a hard on first time i get to blow up some shit with big bombs.......to bad i can't light a fuse and do it...gota live vicariously through the pilots triger finger........
p.s. who on gods earth ever let clay do ths job.....somebody must of been smoking crack the day they made him an etac........

"i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C.

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somebody must of been smoking crack the day they made him an etac........


Not only that.....but I was a S.E.E. too......:D So I got to instruct and evaluate newbies....and Army guys (scary).....and foreign soldiers(even more scary) .....:D Just stay in the carrerfield for a few years.....you'll get to play with explosives a lot if you work in the right places....
"I'm a danger to myself and everyone around me!"-Clay

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were you APG or an electric/environmental type? We had lots of fun in high school with acetylene and 20 foot lengths of 6- inch well casing - Makes a wonderfully loud bazooka They'll jump high too if not tied down well-
Life begins at 14,000' - Shut up and jump!

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A long time ago, when I worked in the woods, there was an old guy who did most of the blasting in road building. He usually used electrical caps and would detonate them by running the wires back to his pickup battery. Every time he set off a charge the wires would get shorter and shorter. One day he was standing next to his truck, holding up the hood with one arm and touching wires to the battery with the other hand. Their was a great explosion and things were looking good until this huge rock came down on the hood breaking his arm. The worst part was listening to our crew boss chew him out for being so stupid. He was a nice old guy.

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In 69 and 70 I went through Special Forces training. In the final phase of training, everyone is cross trained in explosives. The class ahead of ours was setting up a ring-main. This involves using electrical caps and blocks of TNT. Wires are then ran from block to block in a series. A group of about ten guys finally got everything all wired up right. Each was holding a block of TNT. The only problem was that someone had left the circuit open. The other end of the wire was hooked up to a battery with a switch. Some idiot had left the switch open. Everyone in this group was blown to smithereens.

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That is too bad. I'm sorry to hear that if you lost any friends in the incident my condolences. This thread has gotten so many idea's in my head that this weekend since I can't jump I think I will blow shit up
Who ever said comming down from a high was bad obviously never tried this.
Peter

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There was a great explosives story on TV a while back. A huge whale washed up on shore and died. After a month or so it started stinking to high heaven. So the community got together and tried to figure out what to do with this dead whale. Someone decided that the best way to get rid of it was to blow it up. So a team of people set a whole shitload of explosives under it. Hoards of people were moved back a safe distance to watch. The explosion was terrific and everyone cheered. Most of the whale was gone and things were looking good. That is until it started raining down 500 pound chunks of whale. People ran for their lives. Some vehicles were even destroyed, but luckily noone was killed.

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I like the smell of marsipan...




Yes, but do you know what chemical it IS that smells like Marsipan?


Steve1, where did this happen at? Which base and on which range?
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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Ah man, I saw the title of this thread and I thought it was gonna be more naked guy pics! :P:$:)



maybe, but seing the name of who started this thread, you should have figured out it would be real innocent and non-sexual.....:)



Hmm, guess I haven't been around long enough to know who is naughty and who is nice... Better do some post-stalking and see what I can dig up on you. :P

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Anyone, Anyone? Since I don't think many will have the answer anyways. It is nitro Benzene that has an almond or Marzipan smell to it that is sometimes found in explosives manufactured outside of the USA.
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

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Anyone, Anyone? Since I don't think many will have the answer anyways. It is nitro Benzene that has an almond or Marzipan smell to it that is sometimes found in explosives manufactured outside of the USA.


you wqill also find that Cyanide smalls the same
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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