lawrocket 3 #1 August 26, 2003 I'm sure that, like me, you are all sneaky people who enjoy the occasional dirty trick. My example. I didn't think of this, but I got in a joke war with a friend in college. His roommate Bob got born again, and Bob and his girlfriend would hang out often at Nick's place. One night Nick was gone, and I called. Bob's g/f Debbie answered "Is Nick there?" "No, may I take a message?" "Yeah. You can take a message. This is Joe. Nick was supposed to sell some dope for me, and he owed me 800 bucks two weeks ago. [Yelling now]You tell Nick to have my money in three days or my pipehitters will come down and rip your fucking faces off. Got that, bitch?" Of course, the war ended after a knock on my door, wherein Nick, with a box of crickets, was prepared to dump them into my room, and suggesting that we might be taking this too far. We decided it was getting out of hand and ended it... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 August 26, 2003 LMFAO!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 August 26, 2003 that was a funny.... one that comes to mind for me is the time that rubber band locked a friend of mines cubicle shut. I took a paper clip and about 25 rubberbands, hooked the paper clip into the rack supports for the cubicle, and then just streched them around the knob....great fun... and inexpensive too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #4 August 26, 2003 I didn't do this a friend of mine did, but I gave her the idea. This guy we worked with liked popping everyone with wet towels and he popped my friend so hard she had this huge bruise on her leg. So to get him back I told her to put an ad in AutoTrader for his prized and much loved 68 Mustang. The ad read For Sale to a good home for $500. In perfect condition runs great. Then she listed his phone number it took him weeks to figure out who did that and he is still getting calls about it the last I heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stik 0 #5 August 26, 2003 I hooked a gay pride flag to the back of a coworkers harness when we were working at the X Games in San Fransicso. He had it on for about five hours and was really pissed when he found it. A lot of the other guys kept saying "Gay Pride!" to him for most of the time that he had it on his back and he couldn't figure out why. I laughed and laughed....... Pete Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 August 26, 2003 I had Hooknswoop make a smiley faced slider for HH. It was priceless. BB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 26, 2003 QuoteI hooked a gay pride flag to the back of a coworkers harness when we were working at the X Games in San Fransicso. He had it on for about five hours and was really pissed when he found it. A lot of the other guys kept saying "Gay Pride!" to him for most of the time that he had it on his back and he couldn't figure out why. I laughed and laughed....... Pete LOL...say "Gime" in pig latin...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 August 26, 2003 Here's another one. I had to take off two weeks for an Army mission. April Fool's day was that Monday, and my last day was Friday. I left a message for another attorney to call "Myra Maines" ASAP on Monday. I get back a couple of weeks later to a rather stern face that he had indeed called the number and did not appreciate the morgue telling him he'd been had. He got back at me a couple of months ago by informing me that he went to court for a motion I prepared (I was elsewhere) and that I had an Order to Show Cause why I shouldn't be sanctioned for citing bad law. He let me worry about it all day before he told me the truth. THAT was a joke that will leave an attorney nervous. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #9 August 26, 2003 When i lived in an apartment, my neighbor's friends came over and they all went out. The problem is they left their dog in the apartment and it was making a racket all evening so I decided I woudl take care of the problem. I carefully smeared peanut butter and jelly on some folded paper towels and added potato chips and folded it in half and slipped it under the door. The dog.. one of those kind with the pushed in face, loved it and we could hear it makign all of it's snuffling noises as it ate what it could and smeared the rest all over the walls and carpet.. As a matter of fact, it liked it so much, I fed it another bigger one and that kept it happy. Adn it finlly got quiet.. The next day, they were cleaning and cleaning.. they even went out and rented a Rug Doctor.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #10 August 26, 2003 We had some friends that won an all expense paid trip to Disney World. They left their 3 kids with us, and the keys to their house. In previous years we had bought a gross of condoms, and then I ended up getting my tubes tied so we didn't need them. We hid something like 100 condoms, each with a little bit of mayonaise in the tip, ALL OVER THE HOUSE. They found them for years.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #11 August 27, 2003 I left a message on the office voicemail of a guy I work with saying, "I rubbed my sweaty balls on the mouthpiece of your phone.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 August 27, 2003 Okay, I gotta get in on this..... A couple years ago, a buddy of mine was dating this girl that did an internship or something at a clinic, so she got us a couple of piss cups. After filling our cups with "piss" (apple juice), we went into the biggest bathroom in the Columbus City Center Mall around 1:00 on a Saturday. Needless to say it was busy in there, line and everything. So, we wait until two urinals get free right next to each others, and acted like we were "filling our cups". While we're both "zipping up" we notice that our cups are sitting one in front of the other. So, what do we do? What else, taste test! Imagine the reaction. "Is this your piss?" "Nah, too tangy, this has to be yours dude." "I don't know man, I had a couple cokes today, not Dr. Pepper...." Yeah, that place cleared out pretty quick. I think I heard one guy puking in his stall, but I'm not sure of that, so we won't declare that fact. Somebody top that!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 August 27, 2003 Heck, if the dog was locked up in the apartment, why not just feed it some laxative? Rover would have left an even better mess. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #14 August 27, 2003 Have you checked out http://geteven.com? Warning -- clicking the above web site will do some NSFW stuff!!! And maybe even some nasty things to your computer. Beats me, I can't figure out how to stop it other than shutting off the computer.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #15 August 27, 2003 that would have been mean.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PilotMike 0 #16 August 27, 2003 Okay, you talked about drinking piss, I know it was fake, but I have a story about the real stuff. I went to a movie with my friend, John, and his younger brother, Chris (we were all in high school at the time). John and I had to piss before the movie so we sent Chris to go get seats. In the bathroom, there was a mostly empty fountain drink sitting on the counter. John thought it would be funny to piss in it and offer it to his brother. I said it would be funny too, but I wouldn't help him fill it. I also said that offering it to him might get us in trouble. The plan was to keep the drink between us and pretend to drink out of it throughout the movie. At the end, I would say to him, "I don't want the rest, do you?" He would say, "No, just leave it." And maybe Chris would ask to drink it. Well, long story short...the plan worked. Chris made one of the weirdest faces I've ever seen when he took a sip. John and I had a good laugh and told him that it was not our fault. We never offered it to him or even told him that it was coke. Let's just say he was "pissed" at us for a long time after. Pun intended. -------- Benefitting from the 'free capture of verticality.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #17 August 27, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHA That one wont work on my computer because I have AdZapper... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 August 27, 2003 I used to work with a guy who was the most arrogant SOB in the world. It got to the point that people would listen to him without responding so that he would just finish talking. He constantly made reference to his relationship with the director of the group. (This was long before Austin Powers came out.) I told him that he was like Lt. Riker and Capt. Picard. "Make it so number two..." We started calling him "Number Two" and he reveled in it. He loved it and referred to himself in emails as No. 2. I waited about a month and then started reminding everyone what No. 2 was when you were a kid. After that, he would bring it up and everyone would just smile. It made working with him tolerable for a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EvilSteve 0 #19 August 27, 2003 One of my friends was going through Marine OCS in Quantico, so I figured I'd send him a "care package," since he had given us an address and asked us to write him. I got a gay porno, wrote a tender, tender letter about how much I missed him and couldn't wait to see him again, signed it "Bruce," put it in a big manilla envelope with hearts and XXOO and "I miss you soooo much" written all over it. I also put a little note in there saying that it was a joke and he had no idea I was going to do this, just in case he got in actual trouble. Naturally, I figured with the buckets of machismo going around, he'd have an "interesting" stay.... It turns out that if you are in Marine OCS and get anything bigger than a regular letter, you have to get it in front of a Sergeant or something. Fortunately for my friend (and me, cuz he'd have killed me), the normal Sergeant was sick, and the mail came in and got put on a desk. The replacement guy took a look at it, but decided to go to the bathroom before handing out the irregular mail. My friend swiped it, took a quick glance, and hid it. He had to sneak out in the middle of the night so they wouldn't find it in his trash or anywhere else. I don't really talk to him much any more..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlueEyedMonster 0 #20 August 27, 2003 Ummm I just posted a dog meat recipe in the "Post ya dog" thread. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #21 August 27, 2003 I worked at a fiberglass shop that made things for the chemical industry and at the shop there was a guy that "borrowed" tools all the time. he would not lend the tools back though. so one evening me and two other people poped the hinges and retrived our tools. we then comenced to fiberglassing his box back together and casting the lock in resin. he never borrowed tools againif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeMcLean 0 #22 August 27, 2003 Two particularly funny ones from college, same victim each case. My college dorm was not the typical high rise, it was a collection of 10-room, 20-person individual buildings, each one story high. Furniture, bed frames, desks, etc., like most dorm rooms, was screwed into the wall. Victim was at class, we entered the room and took all of his stuff outside to the front lawn, clothes, personal effects, and yes everything that was bolted to the wall. We completely set up his half of the room outside. Priceless look when he returned and saw a neatly organized dorm room on the front lawn. Victim is drinking a bit too heavily the night before a final exam, victim passes out. (Background, this is spring exams and victim is just a bit hairy). We proceed to shave 1/2 his body vertically, head to toe, and remove all of his long-sleeve shirts, long-pants, coats, etc. Victim wakes up and has to go to his exam noticably "different."It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Blahr 0 #23 August 27, 2003 Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites alanab 0 #24 August 27, 2003 QuoteIts all fun and games till someone loses an eye then its still fun and games, someone just has only one eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 August 27, 2003 QuoteUmmm I just posted a dog meat recipe in the "Post ya dog" thread. Does that count? Airann is gonna get you for that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
EvilSteve 0 #19 August 27, 2003 One of my friends was going through Marine OCS in Quantico, so I figured I'd send him a "care package," since he had given us an address and asked us to write him. I got a gay porno, wrote a tender, tender letter about how much I missed him and couldn't wait to see him again, signed it "Bruce," put it in a big manilla envelope with hearts and XXOO and "I miss you soooo much" written all over it. I also put a little note in there saying that it was a joke and he had no idea I was going to do this, just in case he got in actual trouble. Naturally, I figured with the buckets of machismo going around, he'd have an "interesting" stay.... It turns out that if you are in Marine OCS and get anything bigger than a regular letter, you have to get it in front of a Sergeant or something. Fortunately for my friend (and me, cuz he'd have killed me), the normal Sergeant was sick, and the mail came in and got put on a desk. The replacement guy took a look at it, but decided to go to the bathroom before handing out the irregular mail. My friend swiped it, took a quick glance, and hid it. He had to sneak out in the middle of the night so they wouldn't find it in his trash or anywhere else. I don't really talk to him much any more..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #20 August 27, 2003 Ummm I just posted a dog meat recipe in the "Post ya dog" thread. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #21 August 27, 2003 I worked at a fiberglass shop that made things for the chemical industry and at the shop there was a guy that "borrowed" tools all the time. he would not lend the tools back though. so one evening me and two other people poped the hinges and retrived our tools. we then comenced to fiberglassing his box back together and casting the lock in resin. he never borrowed tools againif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #22 August 27, 2003 Two particularly funny ones from college, same victim each case. My college dorm was not the typical high rise, it was a collection of 10-room, 20-person individual buildings, each one story high. Furniture, bed frames, desks, etc., like most dorm rooms, was screwed into the wall. Victim was at class, we entered the room and took all of his stuff outside to the front lawn, clothes, personal effects, and yes everything that was bolted to the wall. We completely set up his half of the room outside. Priceless look when he returned and saw a neatly organized dorm room on the front lawn. Victim is drinking a bit too heavily the night before a final exam, victim passes out. (Background, this is spring exams and victim is just a bit hairy). We proceed to shave 1/2 his body vertically, head to toe, and remove all of his long-sleeve shirts, long-pants, coats, etc. Victim wakes up and has to go to his exam noticably "different."It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #23 August 27, 2003 Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #24 August 27, 2003 QuoteIts all fun and games till someone loses an eye then its still fun and games, someone just has only one eye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 August 27, 2003 QuoteUmmm I just posted a dog meat recipe in the "Post ya dog" thread. Does that count? Airann is gonna get you for that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
