skybytch 273 #51 August 28, 2003 QuoteHmm, you just gave me an excellent idea for the next time I get Mike (or Buttnugget, as he prefers to be called) "passed-out" drunk.. Oh, ya gonna take him camping? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #52 August 28, 2003 I would have choosen the diet Vanilla Pepsi w/voda and ice cream. yummy JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #53 August 28, 2003 QuoteQuoteBytch, might I reccommend some purple koolade to finish off the vodka since the pepsi needs poured down the drain or used as a cleaning agent? Nope. Life gave me a big jar of Country Time Lemonade mix, a big bottle of Ketel One vodka and diet vanilla Pepsi. I'm gonna make vodka and lemonades and save the Pepsi's for later. That was good. I think I'll have another. Mix it 50/50 with goofy grape Kool-Aid and call it Purple Jesus. And if you drink too many you will see the face of God.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #54 August 28, 2003 QuoteQuoteHmm, you just gave me an excellent idea for the next time I get Mike (or Buttnugget, as he prefers to be called) "passed-out" drunk.. Oh, ya gonna take him camping? Yeah, yeah, camping... that's it, camping! Uh oh, the whiskey is flowin' now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #55 August 28, 2003 QuoteUh oh, the whiskey is flowin' now... Okay, guess I'll have to have another so you don't have to drink alone. Pretty unselfish of me, isn't it? Well, that's just how I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #56 August 28, 2003 QuoteOkay, guess I'll have to have another so you don't have to drink alone. Thanks, Bytch! speechless at your generosity! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #57 August 28, 2003 Enjoy it while you can . Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #58 August 28, 2003 QuoteEnjoy it while you can Party pooper. Is my nameplate on my office door yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #59 August 28, 2003 Can I poke fun at your last name, since I am on the other side of the country? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #60 August 28, 2003 QuoteCan I poke fun at your last name, since I am on the other side of the country? Only if you can come up with one I haven't heard. After 55 years I've heard them all -- ask The Rack(tm) what my full name is... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #61 August 28, 2003 Quote Mix it 50/50 with goofy grape Kool-Aid and call it Purple Jesus. And if you drink too many you will see the face of God. Only if the face of God looks remarkably like the inside of a toilet. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #62 August 28, 2003 QuoteOnly if you can come up with one I haven't heard. Damnit!!! Probably not... Well, maybe after a few more drinks. QuoteAfter 55 years I've heard them all -- ask The Rack(tm) what my full name is... Hmm, interesting... Well, Bytch??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #63 August 28, 2003 QuoteWell, Bytch??? The "j" stands for Jack. You do the math. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #64 August 28, 2003 His middle name is Off? Well, it's 6 o'clock here. I'm going to do some drinking now.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #65 August 28, 2003 QuoteThe "j" stands for Jack. Hey! My kind of man! Ok, I'll leave him alone for now... well, until I finish this drink. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #66 August 28, 2003 QuoteOk, I'll leave him alone for now... well, until I finish this drink. Just be nice. He's my new boss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeItHappen 15 #67 August 28, 2003 QuoteQuoteOk, I'll leave him alone for now... well, until I finish this drink. Just be nice. He's my new boss. Hey it's almost 5 o clock CA time..... I need some more 'How to help da Bytch' ideas. So far I have... [cloak] .... drink volka as I watch da Bytch pack (this won't work as I do not drink hard liquor anymore) .... bring a dolly and threaten to take it back before the U-Haul leaves [/cloak] what else??? . How to read cloaked messages???? . .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #68 August 28, 2003 Jan.. I suggest taking over cheezy Charlie Sheen movies and forceing her to watch them...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #69 August 28, 2003 QuoteQuoteOk, I'll leave him alone for now... well, until I finish this drink. Just be nice. He's my new boss. Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! All the more fuel for the fire! Ok, I'll behave myself now.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #70 August 29, 2003 QuoteLemonade. Trust me, I'm an alcoholic. Funny I haven't seen you at any of the meetings, well it could be that I was always BLIND stinking drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #71 August 29, 2003 QuoteI'm just glad the kid didn't come home with the strawberry flavored vibrating gummy dick. Hey,that could have made for an interesting evening especially while you're drinking.....er..um..not that I could possibly know about anything like that since I'm innocent. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
