freeflygoddess 0 #1 August 29, 2003 Ok so let me start off saying that I am BORED...any ways, I can't write Haikus so I thought about something else for us that hates counting syllabols. I am not sure what it is called, but I will start a story off and will write 3 to 5 lines and then then next person comes in and start where I left off and write 3 to 5 lines and so on and so on it might be pretty interesting to see what we get...I'll start: Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 August 29, 2003 Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #3 August 29, 2003 Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board...My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #4 August 29, 2003 Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board... ---------- the Porter. The pilot powers up and heads down the runway. Then hookitt remembered that a horse is not the best thing to have in the very back of the plane. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 August 29, 2003 Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board... ---------- the Porter. The pilot powers up and heads down the runway. Then hookitt remembered that a horse is not the best thing to have in the very back of the plane. ---------- Especially when he considers the ramifications of horse farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #6 August 29, 2003 QuoteOnce upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board... ---------- the Porter. The pilot powers up and heads down the runway. Then hookitt remembered that a horse is not the best thing to have in the very back of the plane. ---------- Especially when he considers the ramifications of horse farts. POOF!.......one comes out! Everyone starts gagging~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #7 August 29, 2003 Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board... ---------- the Porter. The pilot powers up and heads down the runway. Then hookitt remembered that a horse is not the best thing to have in the very back of the plane. ---------- Especially when he considers the ramifications of horse farts. ----------- POOF!.......one comes out! Everyone starts gagging -- hookitt opens the secret bombay under the horse... "Away with you...away"!!! (little did any one know the horse was prepared with a hidden parachute system)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #8 August 29, 2003 Once upon a dz, there were three sky junkies, an Porter and a pilot. It was a nice sunny day and they were all about to go up and jump when all of a sudden... ----- the evil DZO appeared and said "No! You may not jump until we have a full load!" --------- then hookitt rides up on his trusty steed, in one fell swoop he beheads the evil DZO monster and allows the others to board... ---------- the Porter. The pilot powers up and heads down the runway. Then hookitt remembered that a horse is not the best thing to have in the very back of the plane. ---------- Especially when he considers the ramifications of horse farts. ----------- POOF!.......one comes out! Everyone starts gagging -- hookitt opens the secret bombay under the horse... "Away with you...away"!!! (little did any one know the horse was prepared with a hidden parachute system) ------------------------ Meanwhile, on the ground. Kathryn walks into the hanger with a can of whipped cream and her rig. "Hey where is everyone? Geez I must learn to get up earlier, oh well I will wait for them to land." She walks out to the landing area and... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #9 August 29, 2003 QuoteMeanwhile, on the ground. Kathryn walks into the hanger with a can of whipped cream and her rig. "Hey where is everyone? Geez I must learn to get up earlier, oh well I will wait for them to land." She walks out to the landing area and... ..is hit by a load of horse-poop from a spinning malfunction in the air. Luckily, the horse somehow got ahold of his cutaway handle, and...7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #10 August 29, 2003 did i mention "BLA?"7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #11 August 29, 2003 did i mention "BLA?" -- AP!!.. is what the impact of the horse poop sounded like....My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #12 August 29, 2003 So Kathryn goes off to take a shower and the horse's reserve opens. The horse lands and the decapitated head of the evil DZO gets stuck on one of his hoofs. Meanwhile the three sky junkies and Hookit prepare to exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #13 August 29, 2003 QuoteSo Kathryn goes off to take a shower and the horse's reserve opens. The horse lands and the decapitated head of the evil DZO gets stuck on one of his hoofs. Meanwhile the three sky junkies and Hookit prepare to exit. But meanwhile and the way up they notice luis is hanging on the landing gear...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #14 August 29, 2003 ...the door slides open hookitt flings himself on top as the others set up in the door, He spies freeflygoddess heading for the showers,.... (amazing bionic eyesight)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 August 29, 2003 Quote...the door slides open hookitt flings himself on top as the others set up in the door, He spies freeflygoddess heading for the showers,.... (amazing bionic eyesight) ...already taking off her clothes. As he reaches up to hit the zoom button on his sidemount, the others exit..."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #16 August 29, 2003 ...already taking off her clothes. As he reaches up to hit the zoom button on his sidemount, the others exit... Kathryn turns on the steamy hot water and lets it run through her long blonde hair and down her back rinsing off all that nasty horse poo... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #17 August 29, 2003 and the fork ran away with the spoon... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 August 29, 2003 QuoteKathryn turns on the steamy hot water and lets it run through her long blonde hair and down her back rinsing off all that nasty horse poo... She decides to take some pictures before she gets dressed and post them to dropzone.com while waiting for the load to land. Meanwhile, hookkitt stops messing around with his camera and dives after the funnelling 3-way..."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #19 August 29, 2003 .... As the sky junkies set themselves up for a fun swoop landing over the 800ft long dz pond, out of the woods beyond appears a giant monstrous bear!! (Where's crapflinger2000 when you need him? ) ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #20 August 29, 2003 Kathryn posts her pic here: http://www.jigzone.com/ms/z.php?ui=15597i523804&z=247_piece_triangles and then dries off and gets dressed. She runs out and chases after the giant beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #21 August 29, 2003 The bear is looking for lunch as the trio are hurling down to meet him. But look, there is a gator in the swoop pond! Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #22 August 29, 2003 Kathryn, now finished with her beer, answers her radio.. .. "not beer, a BEAR!!! " (Hmmm, what will she do now that she's already consumed the supersized beer mug of Guinness?)... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #23 August 29, 2003 QuoteKathryn, now finished with her beer, answers her radio.. .. "not beer, a BEAR!!! " (Hmmm, what will she do now that she's already consumed the supersized beer mug of Guinness?)... Kathryn has remembered the guys stashed more beer in the fridge and goes... Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #24 August 29, 2003 and grabs another beer and watches them being chased by the bear and the gator. Laughing her ass off as Luis finally swoops in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #25 August 29, 2003 Quoteand grabs another beer and watches them being chased by the bear and the gator. Laughing her ass off as Luis finally swoops in... ... to the side of the hangar... "OW" No worries.. the canopy is red....My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
