MochaSkyChick 0 #1 August 28, 2003 Yeah, I'm bored so I thought I'd post this. I don’t know how a co-worker and I got on this subject but we somehow started to reminisce about being in school and embarrassing moments. I can’t believe I’m about to tell this, but as I look back on it now, it’s freaking hilarious. In a speech class, the teacher decided to have us debate on assisted suicide. Dr Kevorkian was pretty big in the news around this time. She tells the class, “We are going to have a debate on Euthanasia (in my defense, she never wrote the topic on the board). She picked teams and I ended up on the team against Euthanasia. Just before we started the debate, I raise my hand and say, “Mrs. Such-In-Such, how come we can’t do the debate on the “Youth In America” rather than the “Youth In Asia?” To say the least, it took a while to live that one down. What was yours or was it too embarrassing to remember? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #2 August 28, 2003 We were playing a science information game in teams in science class, we had to raise our hands and be first to yell out the answer. Whatever the question was I blurted out “single cell orgasm”. Actually the best part was that I didn’t realize it until the teacher replied, “close, but single cell organism is closer”. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 August 28, 2003 Nothing quite like gettig up in front of the class for an oral presentation, right after lunch, and something didn't sit well. Oh, well, it was only 35 people, could have been the auditorium...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #4 August 28, 2003 Returning for my second senior year after missing half of the first one following the Dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #5 August 28, 2003 QuoteReturning for my second senior year after missing half of the first one following the Dead. You were a Dead Head? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 August 28, 2003 I'd like to say it was the 15 times in one semester that Mrs. Wojcik made me sit out on the classroom porch cuz I was being a smart ass in math class again. But I can't, cuz I thought that was funny as hell. The one that sticks out was the tryouts for cheerleader and mascot that I was a part of. I wanted to be the mascot - we were the Broncos and they had the coolest mascot costume but it hadn't been used for a few years (probably because it didn't show off cheerleaders bodies like the flouncy skirts did). But instead of getting to put on the costume and strut my stuff as "The" Bronco for the tryouts, I had to wear one of those silly flouncy skirts, carry pompoms and dance around yelling stupid chants on the gym floor. In front of the WHOLE SCHOOL. I don't do pompoms, dancing around or flouncy skirts well. Needless to say, I didn't make mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #8 August 28, 2003 Here we go... My first year in college, we have a hypnosis demonstration in the quad. It's a nice gathering of about 1000 people. Lucky me gets picked to go up and be part of the demonstration. After eliminating about half of the participants, everyone left gets put into a trance. The demonstration starts off nice and innocent with some basic commands and actions. The next thing I know, I'm in a dress with boobs and bright red lipstick smeared all over my face. The lopsided blond wig on my head is supposed to have me resembling Madonna but something tells me I look more like a crack whore. I'm fully aware of what I am doing at the time but am still trying to figure out why my groin is grinding against the Dean as I attempt to sing "Like A Virgin". I don't remember any sound of laughter at the time but multiple friends that the crowd was rolling around in teary fits. The only thing I regret was not getting video.... Jesse <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #9 August 28, 2003 biking home from class one day i was wearing flip flops and carrying way too much shit to be on a bike. shoe flung off my foot, i got off balance and crashed in the middle of the quad. papers, books and everything else scattered all over. look up hoping no one saw me and 2 guys are just pointing and laughing...of course the next night i am set up on some date for some sorority thing and one of the laughing boys is my date. he turned out to be a real jackass too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #10 August 28, 2003 ROTFLMAO OMG, I almost started crying I was laughing so hard. Dang that was funny. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #11 August 28, 2003 In high school this guy, PJ, was telling a group of us a joke where the punch line had something to do with 4-play. Everyone laughed including me and PJ looked at me and said, "You didn't get it, did you?" Well, I wanted to be cool, so I laughed and said, "Of course I got it!" He then said, "So, then, what is 4-play?" My response was, "Duh, 4 people doing it together." Everyone fell out on the floor laughing and I felt like a moron...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #12 August 28, 2003 At the end, the hypnotist sent us all back into the crowd. Still being hypnotized, when she spoke a certain word, I would get up and yell [Rocky voice]YO ADRIAAAN! [\Rocky voice]. Another guy would jump up and yell [Adrian voice] ROCKY!! [\Adrian voice] followed by frolicking into eachothers arms and collapsing to the ground. Maybe I'm glad I didn't get video <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #13 August 28, 2003 QuoteHe then said, "So, then, what is 4-play?" My response was, "Duh, 4 people doing it together." Everyone fell out on the floor laughing and I felt like a moron. LOL Geez, I'm glad I made this post. These stories are freakin hilarious. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 August 28, 2003 Quote4 people doing it together By that time, foreplay is well and trully over.. .lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #15 August 28, 2003 In H.S. I thought it would be romantic to arrange to sing 'happy birthday' to my "sweetie" at the time. Well, something wasn't working right in my head at the time, 'cause I chose her choir class to sing to her in. Never having had a voice lesson in my life - and not used to singing with accompaniment (teacher played "HB" on the piano)...I struck into it off key, and out of time!!! Needless to say my thoughtful gesture caused her immeasurable grief and embarrassment...which a short time later ended her interest in me. Understandable!! Gives me chills when I think back on it. And, I still can't sing!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #16 August 28, 2003 Being caught researching and getting the chemicals to make Extacy in my Chem class? Being caught after hacking the schools network and saying it was part of a term paper? Both those were you had to be there and see how bad I was squirming to get out of those situation things. Walking out of my Senior Homecoming while I was on the homecoming court and was up for King? That one was absolutly drop dead funny to me but pissed a lot of people off. I never did show up for anything else after then. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 August 28, 2003 First football game in college I was in the color guard. My flag caught my jacket which was held on by velcro and ripped it off while I was right in front of the TV camera. Thank God I had on a nice bra. Two other girls wound up doing the same thing by the end of the show. Needless to say we changed out uniform before the next game. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #18 August 28, 2003 Ugh, I understand how embarrassing that can be. I had a button on my blouse pop open during a training session and no one told me until I dismissed them for a break. Luckily I had all ladies in the class. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #19 August 28, 2003 That reminds me of some humorous incidents from when I was the teacher's aide in Honors Chem... But I can't talk about those here. The statute of limitations isn't up yet. Get me drunk first and I'll tell you all about them (as long as there's no video).7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #20 August 28, 2003 Quote The one that sticks out was the tryouts for cheerleader and mascot that I was a part of. I wanted to be the mascot - we were the Broncos and they had the coolest mascot costume but it hadn't been used for a few years (probably because it didn't show off cheerleaders bodies like the flouncy skirts did). But instead of getting to put on the costume and strut my stuff as "The" Bronco for the tryouts, I had to wear one of those silly flouncy skirts, carry pompoms and dance around yelling stupid chants on the gym floor. In front of the WHOLE SCHOOL. I don't do pompoms, dancing around or flouncy skirts well. Needless to say, I didn't make mascot. We'll pay to see pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #21 August 29, 2003 Homecoming, junior year. Our football team, the Berlin Indians, entered the field by bursting through a kraft paper "tepee" held by the cheerleaders at the 50 yard line. As fate would have it, I was first through and as I reached forward to punch through, I failed to notice the 1x2 holding the bottom of the frame in place. Yep, fell flat on my face In the middle of the field. Only got trampled by about four or five guys... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #22 August 29, 2003 Some guy POKED me in the stomach with his index finger in math class. All was quiet until I farted when he poked me. Of course, there was a girl in that class that I liked. Oh well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #23 August 29, 2003 Moving to a small town - $price of Uhaul rental Asking local girl on a date near end of summer - $20 (drive in movie) Realizing 90% of the "new" high school students knew you nailed the girl at the drive on your first day there. - priceless. There is nothing like starting a new school and EVERYONE knows who you have had sex with but does not know your name. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #24 August 29, 2003 Us Cheeseheads gotta stick together! Waupaca Comets, Cross Country Regionals, 1997. I was in the lead, as usual, coming down our home stretch to finish our race. Closest behind me was a competitor, hmmm, happened to be a Berlin Indian. Final stretch was a hard left turn, down hill and across a bridge over the Waupaca river, up the steep bank on the other side and just over the top was the finish. I head down the last hill, and look over my shoulder to confirm that I still have a good 15 pace lead on the Indian. Head over the bridge, just sailing along. Well, on top of the hill on the other side were all the spectators from all the schools. They saw us coming and started screaming. I looked up while running up the hill (bad, very bad. Never look up while climbing a hill at a fast pace) smiled, waved, and promptly fell right over backward. Rolled down the hill and into the river, taking out the Indian in the Process. I ended up 6th, and the Indian got 9th. From a letter to a running joke just like that.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #25 August 29, 2003 Being cuffed and removed by the sheriffs. Its funny today though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
