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jumprunner

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well I have hit a couple people in freefall.........and i'm a tall white guy.......................:D:P:P
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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I have gotten a nice taste of Sharks rig during an exit at Elsnore awhile back... does that count?


Yeah, I guess it would.

I can see the headline...
"Woman Bites Shark in the Skies Above Los Angeles"

In the skies above Los Angeles, in a highly unusual occurance, a skydiver took a bite out of a shark.

While not a great white shark, this shark is estimated to be nearly 6 feet long, and had thick, cordura-like skin.

The woman, who remains unidentified, had this to say about the encounter.

"I knew there was a shark which flew the skies over Perris, but never realized there was one in the same area I fly in."

"What are the skies coming to", she continued, "when a woman must defend herself against maurading sharks by biting them?"

The shark could not be reached for comment. However, he was last seen grinning, sporting a bruise and bragging "Look!! I got another one to bite me!"

:ph34r:

Ciels-
MIchele

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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well I have hit a couple people in freefall.........


Skyshark!!! Everybody outta the sky!!! :ph34r:




"dont you worry about the day-glow orange life preserve, it wont save you, it wont save you...swim for the shore just as fast as your able...swim like a muther fuker.....swim"
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Dont worry Ill be joining yall again around October when it gets closed out around here. Anyone know anything about the wind tunnel in Perris? I dont think its too far away from here, good way to ramp back up for this winter.

Looks like I spoke too soon about the weather here, today we have overcast and cold, yesterday no waves and didnt catch shit on that shortboard.

Well time to go sit out in the ocean for the next 5 hours...hope theres a few waves this time. Cant even get on my brand new 6'7 with the kind of shit thats been out there. Maybe I can get one of those great whites to push me into a wave...

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