At Rantoul I...

[jerm 0]

at rantoul i....

had moonshine for the first time.... blue you rock

learned that pixies have elaborite security networks

learned why eunuchs got castrated

learned that even the video staff needs to watch out for cameras

discovered that a martini shots badge gets you all sorts of good stuff at the bars & beer truck

found out it takes 3 of us to replace Cajones at the rodriguez brothers altar.

watched Phreezone try to kill several bumpy brothers with salt

releved phreezone fo his salt duties

got renamed to "Reverso Rodriguez"

was repeatedly talked to by the s&ta

finally met a ton y'all... some very very fucking cool people.

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

[PhreeZone 20]

>watched Phreezone try to kill several bumpy brothers with salt

I did'nt see a single guy complaining that they had to lick it all off

>learned that pixies have elaborite security networks

Well, the pixie in question had a better security network then most small countries have.

>discovered that a martini shots badge gets you all sorts of good stuff at the bars & beer truck

Grant is going to love that video when he watches my tapes

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[PLFKING 4]

At Rantoul I....

met tons of fun dot.communists....

did my first helicopter jump...

got to introduce myself to Wingnut for the third time...

chased a hot-air balloon all over southern Illinois / northern Kentucky for 6 hours on Sunday morning....

got rodeo'd for the first time (thanks Cora)...

managed a stand-up landing on the 50-yard line....

got to watch RevJim change his hair color on a daily basis....

got to ogle b^2 -- what a cutie....

almost got launched off the golf cart numerous times by the Bytch (now I know why people say California drivers are the craziest)...

got to meet Elvis (in a 4X4 stretch limo, no less)....

met Sangiro (he must have had surgery recently, 'cause his head no longer has a green hue)...

got to hang with a bunch of old friends.....

got compliments about my SpongeBob pants from several ladies (unfortunately, none of them were older than 12).....

was thankful I DIDN'T get to see the giant CheezNips encounter with Lisa's ass......


Mucho fun. I think my liver has recovered, but I still feel sleep-deprived.


Don

[jerm 0]

>I did'nt see a single guy complaining that they had to lick it all off
noo... you piled it on they guys, too... the bumpies had to spread it around and wipe it off to avoid sodium shock.

>Well, the pixie in question had a better security network then most small countries have.
must to her dismay as i found out later.


>Grant is going to love that video when he watches my tapes
*grin*

>Some people need to learn how to take a hint...
you have no idea how much that ties into my "eunuchs' comment.... *sigh*

Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time

[sunshine 2]

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watched Phreezone try to kill several bumpy brothers with salt

I did'nt see a single guy complaining that they had to lick it all off

I ended up snorting it up my nose while assisting in Cora's initiation. You are so fired from being the saltboy!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[bmcd308 0]

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made 3 skydives w/ a broken ankle!

SU-WEEEET!

Alright, YH, if you are going to brag in TalkBack that you made three skydives with a broken ankle, I think you need to head over to Incidents and own up to how you broke that ankle.

Brent

Edited to try to sound like less of a know-it-all.

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[happythoughts 0]

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made 3 skydives w/ a broken ankle!

SU-WEEEET!

Alright, YH, if you are going to brag in TalkBack that you made three skydives with a broken ankle, I think you need to head over to Incidents and own up to how you broke that ankle.

Brent

Edited to try to sound like less of a know-it-all.

We had an ankle problem in our camp. For those of you who met Rabbit, he sprained his ankle on the last Friday, but still helped me launch our inflatable chair and a 4-person raft on Saturday.

He came limping back from a jump and I asked him why he was walking so funny. He said "assrats". Assrats? Like gerbils? He said "No... grassrats, those stupid ground squirrel holes." He stepped in one on landing. His ankle was swollen and blue on the outside.

[bmcd308 0]

Yardhippie did his a little different:

Plenty of time to pull a 180, plenty of time to pull a 180, plenty of time ... uh oh ... IMPACT.

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[psychoswooper 2]

....put 100 miles on my golf cart...got stuck knee deep in mud twice.......got ejected going about 30mph after a person from Arizona (who I will leave un-named) "borrowed" it & souped it up.....jumped with Scotty & Tammy Carbone on their anniversary jump......attended the 2nd Saturday Night Rave "Squatters" party at the Mirage Tent (after the Mirage reps had left for home) Got Kyle Moss of MSF a bit drunk so that he'd be easier to tie up for his super-pieing...had the honor of applying the first 2 pies.......Got Grant of MSF drinking tequila shots, after which he stated. "You bitch, you got me drunk!" Had a great time. Saw many many old friends and made a bunch of new ones......oh yeah, and I had some kick ass skydives, too...Thanks everybody.......Thanks to Don Kirlin for another wonderful convention.

[PhreeZone 20]

Cindy.. Thank you for getting Kyle wasted.. he was'nt able to think to fast after then to avoid the pies! BTW.. got great video of you putting those pies all over Kyle

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[Stacy 0]

hey bill-

i have an inflateable chair we can launch at the stacy/heather lovefest this winter.

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[SkymonkeyONE 4]

Cindy, who was the person from "the other Quincy" who was handing out water at the sqatters party?

[DaGimp 0]

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ok i was sober when i was naked and gave warning. and i didnt wake anyone up...

And you didn't stop midstream to say 'hi' to someone who stuck their head in your tent...

someone stuck their head in my tent....you get a good look?? you get photos?? hmm i wonder how they turned out in the low light

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[DaGimp 0]

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ok i was sober when i was naked and gave warning. and i didnt wake anyone up...

And you didn't stop midstream to say 'hi' to someone who stuck their head in your tent...

You are braver than I. There is no way I would have stuck my head in Gimp's tent.

aww you know you wanted to mary, you just didnt have the ........balls

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[DaGimp 0]

ok i must intraject at least one more time...


At Rantoul I....

Had incriminating photos of me by the first weekend

had many more by the end of the convention

got woken up in the middle of the night...and also woke some people up myself

had a girl naked after only knowing her five minutes.......sunny

had a blast and costimising my Sombero for next year already.

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[happythoughts 0]

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hey bill-

i have an inflateable chair we can launch at the stacy/heather lovefest this winter.

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A Stacy/HeatherB lovefest? Since when is that a special event? You know that you two are spoiled rotten already.

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[Stacy 0]

spoiled? we take MAJOR abuse from you people! right heather? i think you are afraid to jump with me anymore. you never show up the weekends i'm at the hills. scaredy cat!

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[sunshine 2]

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got woken up in the middle of the night...and also woke some people up myself

*cough* *cough* sorry about that.....

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had a girl naked after only knowing her five minutes.......sunny

I blame the smirnoff!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[bbarnhouse 0]

Made sure to give Gimp a handful of condoms...
Was designated walker some evenings for my Monkey Daddy
Had a security system that no small country could penetrate
Met Djan as often as possible for the warmth of her hugs..
Fed well by LouDiamond (thanks Lou)
Took many a mid-night stroll alone to look at the moon
Saw more nig-noggery than could be legal!!
Asked Phreezone to fly camera on a Freestyle jump, he said yes and then I never saw him again...was it something that I said? Bwahhhhhhh

[Snowwhite 0]

I went back out crusing on the "Borrowed" Cart and ran across a scene of flipped over blue barrels, a golf cart on its side and bodies laying everywhere laughing their asses off.
One more thing...

Seeing Grant drunk! PRICELESS!!

[RevJim 0]

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Asked Phreezone to fly camera on a Freestyle jump, he said yes and then I never saw him again...was it something that I said? Bwahhhhhhh

Hey, next year ask me.

If it involves the words "camera" and "jump" next year, I'm game!

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[PhreeZone 20]

I borrowed Michaels cart... Grant told me to!

And Betsy... I only did 1 more jump after that (the BM thing still freaked me some )

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[hmatousek 0]

...partied with Britt!! If your still watching Britt I lost your number and I am sorry I didn't get to take you to see Wrigley Field.

It was amazing how much I was able to do with a broken arm. I found no part of boredom and was able to jump once (but decided to stop after biffing in on the golf cart parking lot). I think I was one of the few girls there with a broken arm so I'm sure many of you can pick me out. The WFFC was a new experience for me and everything I heard about withdrawls and such afterwards is true. I loved every minute of it!!!
More Rantoul!!
Heather

[DaGimp 0]

EHY i do remember seeing the broken arm girlie.....and Rev...send me those pics damnit since yall dont like my avatar

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[skybytch 273]

...drank beer, hugged friends, consumed and exchanged jello shots, jumped a wingsuit, saw the sunrise, saw old friends, made new friends, introduced someone by the wrong name, did the flagpole and car slaloms in a golf cart during a sober - I swear!!! - cruise with a few buddies, did a two way sit fly jump that was over way too soon, flashed the Rack (tm) for beads, beer and a Rantoul '02 DVD, had more fun than should be allowed.

Gimme a week or so more to recover and I'll be ready for next year.