SeaKev 0 #676 August 26, 2003 Are you kidding? You gotta have a sense of humor to deal w/ that Neuheisel character! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingduck 0 #677 August 26, 2003 you mean ASS-tro duck? The thing with the mile long padded ass? If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #678 August 26, 2003 Actually, I was referring to our recently departed football coach. But I would say that your description works as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingduck 0 #679 August 26, 2003 Okay, so I am an ignorant freshman. But if I say any more, Ivan's gonna go crazy on my ass. If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #680 August 26, 2003 Looks around for other invisible people... Hello!!!... Any one up for putting a gag on divingduck and seakev? {closes eyes for a nap} edited: for brilliant spellingMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #681 August 26, 2003 Quote Looks around for other invisible people... Hello!!!... Any one up for putting a gag on divingduck and seakev? {closes eyes for a nap} Blue pulls the novacaine sandwiches out of his bag of tricks. Hey divingduck and deakev... hungry? wanna sandwich? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #682 August 26, 2003 Blue pulls the novacaine sandwiches out of his bag of tricks. < I suddenly feel like laughing>My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #683 August 26, 2003 (door opens)[Energizer Thread Bunny] it keeps going... and going.....and going.......[/Energizer Thread Bunny](door closes)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #684 August 26, 2003 bump ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #685 August 26, 2003 Excuse me! Hey, hust because I'm invisible, doesn't mean you can be rude. Oh, hey Hookit....yeah, pranks are fun....takes out fire sauce and drenches blues novacaine sandwiches....they'll never know.......duh, It's novacaine...well, not until they have to ummm, well, you know....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #686 August 26, 2003 Zzzzz....Zzzzzzzz..ZZZZZZzzzzz.... HUH?....oh, good morning everyone! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #687 August 26, 2003 Quote Excuse me! Hey, hust because I'm invisible, doesn't mean you can be rude. Oh, hey Hookit....yeah, pranks are fun....takes out fire sauce and drenches blues novacaine sandwiches....they'll never know.......duh, It's novacaine...well, not until they have to ummm, well, you know.... Ooooohhh! You're evil too!! Hee hee! You know what else works well? Jalapeno juice. A buddy of mine used to work at a pizza place, and whenever a particularly hated customer ordered a pie for delivery, they'd coat the crust with juice before baking it. The taste evaporated somehow, but not the, um, effects, which were, um, well, really bad. That was reserved only for the rudest, meanest, no-tippingest customers... So, I wouldn't wish that on them... just yet... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #688 August 26, 2003 juanesky sees that Rebecca finally awakes from the "wind Tunnel" thump for not cleaning up this mess.....whispers to her ...hey r u or r u not cleaning this mess?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #689 August 26, 2003 Quotejuanesky sees that Rebecca finally awakes from the "wind Tunnel" thump for not cleaning up this mess.....whispers to her ...hey r u or r u not cleaning this mess? wonders what gave Juan the idea that I would ever clean anything up- that's why I hire maids... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #690 August 26, 2003 tied, and hurt and still bitches...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #691 August 26, 2003 I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #692 August 26, 2003 eats the pizza and nods in appreciation for it...let the crumbs fall on the floor, awaiting the response from the cleaning team..."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #693 August 26, 2003 Juan shouldn't make me angry. He wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Blue, turtle, pass me those sammiches, will ya? edit: I see you've got it covered for me. Thanks Turtle!! You're my kinda people! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #694 August 26, 2003 Quote Juan shouldn't make me angry. He wouldn't like me when I'm angryQuote {{That was a sad story, poor David Banner just wanted to get cured and people just kept picking on him. And he had to hitch rides with that packback on the road. So sad, sniff}} Wanders into the corner humming the theme to the Incredible Hulk Da Dee Da Dummmm, Da Dee Da Dum Daaaa, Dee Dumm, Da Dee Da Dummm Da and so on and so forth. What's a greenie? Hey, Pizza!! I wonder if it's spicy? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites juanesky 0 #695 August 26, 2003 *thinks......lets get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMMBBLLLLEEEEEEEEEE*"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #696 August 26, 2003 Not many people seem to have realised what you're doing here... How silly is Crazy Ivan going to feel when he figures it out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freakydiver 0 #697 August 26, 2003 things that go? -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #698 August 26, 2003 Mmm, good pizza, there's something strange though, my stomache hurts ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #699 August 26, 2003 - ooh, that was a good show- saw it just the other day, stupid reporter... Hey rehm, a greenie is a moderator, like Skymama and Quade and Skymonkey1... and, um, uh, don't touch that pizza! It belongs to Juan... I wonder how Juan is feeling. Oh look, the restroom is closed for repairs... MUWAHahahahahahaha!!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #700 August 26, 2003 Send Juan on down to the ladies bathroom, tell him he has to push the third button twice....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 Next Page 28 of 33 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
juanesky 0 #695 August 26, 2003 *thinks......lets get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMMBBLLLLEEEEEEEEEE*"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #696 August 26, 2003 Not many people seem to have realised what you're doing here... How silly is Crazy Ivan going to feel when he figures it out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #697 August 26, 2003 things that go? -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #698 August 26, 2003 Mmm, good pizza, there's something strange though, my stomache hurts ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #699 August 26, 2003 - ooh, that was a good show- saw it just the other day, stupid reporter... Hey rehm, a greenie is a moderator, like Skymama and Quade and Skymonkey1... and, um, uh, don't touch that pizza! It belongs to Juan... I wonder how Juan is feeling. Oh look, the restroom is closed for repairs... MUWAHahahahahahaha!!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #700 August 26, 2003 Send Juan on down to the ladies bathroom, tell him he has to push the third button twice....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
