TheBile 0 #1 September 2, 2003 OK. I've asked my closest friends about this, now it's your turn to offer advice. Something strange has been going on lately. On average, my toilet would be lucky to see two floaters a year. I don't do them that often. But in the last fortnight it has been host to 5 (I repeat, FIVE) of them. Now I'm not talking about the kind of floaters that disappear on the second flush. I'm talking about the kind that still bob in the bowl after seven industrial type flushes. Even when you put loads of paper in to encourage it to go down it just defiantly fights against the tide to stay up. What the hell is going on here ? I haven't changed my diet in any way and I'm sure they can't be filled with buoyant gas because I expel enough of that during the day at my desk. So why the sudden onslaught of this phenomenon ? The floor is yours...... Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 September 2, 2003 Eeewwww! Is this topic really necessary????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 September 2, 2003 Get a fork and try to break them up, or throw a couple of M80's into the toilet. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #4 September 2, 2003 Yeah, when the topic said "floaters" I was really thinking about the jumpers who leave the plane just before the base. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #5 September 2, 2003 Quote Yeah, when the topic said "floaters" I was really thinking about the jumpers who leave the plane just before the base. me too dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #6 September 2, 2003 QuoteEeewwww! Is this topic really necessary???? The question is.. . . . . . . Would your avatar roadkill kitty float if subjected to the same bowl? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 September 2, 2003 QuoteQuoteEeewwww! Is this topic really necessary???? The question is.. . . . . . . Would your avatar roadkill kitty float if subjected to the same bowl? Of course not silly! My kitty has doesn't like the water too much!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #8 September 2, 2003 That, or those feather-butt people who just can't arch hard enough to get their fall rate above 110... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #9 September 2, 2003 we've hit a new low... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #10 September 2, 2003 Can you attach a pic of one o' these monsters? AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #11 September 2, 2003 You don't date a lot, do you?..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPi 0 #12 September 2, 2003 QuoteYou don't date a lot, do you? I'm thinking he doesn't even get out a lot!! -- A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions. -Oliver Wendel Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #13 September 2, 2003 QuoteQuote Yeah, when the topic said "floaters" I was really thinking about the jumpers who leave the plane just before the base. me too dave Me too - Now I've got Coke all over my screen! JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #14 September 2, 2003 It may be a due to the slight increase in the gravitational pull on them, after all Mars is in the neighborhood. You could also add a little detergent to stop any surface tension that may be assisting them. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 2, 2003 I can just see your avatar, sitting there, saying, um, scuze me, I'm in here....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
