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Please don't chop off my head

By skymama, in The Bonfire

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jtval    0

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Yesterday while I was at the dz, one of my non-dz.com friends told me I shouldn't spend so much time talking to you people on the internet because one of you is probably a stalker and will chop my head off someday. So, this is my official request for you not to do that, I'm rather fond of my head. Since I asked nicely, that means you won't do it, right?



DAMN!!! I guess I should cancel my trip to Fla in april>:(



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skymama    37

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If you had to have your head chopped off, how would you prefer it done? Samarai Sword, Guilatine (sp?), Axe, Chainsaw or Gardening Shears?



I don't think that's something that I should answer. :S
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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VectorBoy    0

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One of just might. But I wouldn't consider it until after I play with you in my dungeon for a few long days. Does that make it more appealing?

Besides its what every girl wants. " What did you do on vacation"? " Well first I was held captive and then the real fun started.....".

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skymama    37

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But I wouldn't consider it until after I play with you in my dungeon for a few long days. Does that make it more appealing?



Only if it's good for ME! :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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turtlespeed    226

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But I wouldn't consider it until after I play with you in my dungeon for a few long days. Does that make it more appealing?



Only if it's good for ME! :P



And it Starts...
My image of Skymama is ruined.
Of all the Me, me, me, it's all about me people,
I never would have guessed she was one.:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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NightJumper    0

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Well since your a skydiver I would have to offer you our video with stills package....... And of course it will be good for you! You will be THE center of attention. Its all about you at this point.



Well Andrea, after reading the above I think you found that stalker your friend was talking about......sure didn't take you long to get him to come out of hiding B| Now the question is, who is going to get your gear?????????????????????

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skymama    37

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I like you just the way you are - but if you don't jump with me soon heads might start rolling....



Heehee...I'll be out there this weekend, and am even thinking about working on some belly flying skills with Carl. B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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skymama    37

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And it Starts...
My image of Skymama is ruined.
Of all the Me, me, me, it's all about me people,
I never would have guessed she was one.



Don't you think if Vectorboy is going to kill me that I should at least have a little fun before my head starts rolling around the floor?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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turtlespeed    226

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And it Starts...
My image of Skymama is ruined.
Of all the Me, me, me, it's all about me people,
I never would have guessed she was one.



Don't you think if Vectorboy is going to kill me that I should at least have a little fun before my head starts rolling around the floor?



Ha! No! You won't even let us in on which way you would like that to happen.
See it's still all Me, Me, Me...I was thinking....Piano Wire...Whaddya think?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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SkymonkeyONE    4

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they might be harder targets.


SM1 maybe but not Bill.... Liberals aint totin guns too often;) well except for me..
and a much more rewarding head for the wall..everyone has deer or elk heads... but I haven't seen any monley heads.

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<--------Astra A-100 loaded with Black Talons and KTW's within arms reach about 90 percent of the time. Bring the pain.

PS: I love monkey meat. Also, Andrea has a very large head. I don't think a bowling ball bag would hold it. :P

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TheAnvil    0

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Such a pretty head it is.......I hope there aren't any headhunters lurking here.....I don't think your smile would brighten the atmosphere as much if someone chopped off your head and shrunk it......

Chop.....chop.....oh shit! ChopChop!!!

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Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
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skymama    37

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Also, Andrea has a very large head. I don't think a bowling ball bag would hold it.



That's right because my head is so full of brains. I have to have someplace to put them or they'd be leaking out my ears. :P
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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skymama    37

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Andrea you may want to avoid people with the name ChopChop... It is a possibility that persons with this name might be of some concern to you...



That's true...he does say I talk too much and I bet the thought has crossed his mind. Hmmm...I'm surprised I've lasted this long! :o
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Andrea you may want to avoid people with the name ChopChop... It is a possibility that persons with this name might be of some concern to you...



That's true...he does say I talk too much and I bet the thought has crossed his mind. Hmmm...I'm surprised I've lasted this long! :o



Maybe you were the one who wanted to chop his feet?
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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turtlespeed    226

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Yeah don't chop off my head either, please...but you can lock me in a dungeon and play with me for awhile.



Shaaaawakk!

Yep, bull whip still works just fine...

Oh, sorry, you were saying?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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