skymama 37 #1 September 2, 2003 Yesterday while I was at the dz, one of my non-dz.com friends told me I shouldn't spend so much time talking to you people on the internet because one of you is probably a stalker and will chop my head off someday. So, this is my official request for you not to do that, I'm rather fond of my head. Since I asked nicely, that means you won't do it, right?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 September 2, 2003 Just make sure you do not lock the stalkers thread IBTL Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #4 September 2, 2003 Oh wow. I never even thought of that. Thanks for the heads up Andrea! Consider this my nicely phrased official request for any and/or all of you not to chop my head off either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 September 2, 2003 They neglect to mention that you have made many internet friends who will chop off the heads of others at your request. Share that little factoid with your whuffo friend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #6 September 2, 2003 actually I am quite fond of your head too... If you want to come and visit my place, it is very intimate, no neighbours, very close to a big dark forest... ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #7 September 2, 2003 As I'm not a greenie and also a relative newcomer to the forums, I'm probably less at risk for having my head chopped off than some others. I do want to add, however, that should anyone suddenly have an overwhelming desire to chop off MY head (or that of skymama, skybytch or anyone else that has made the request) Please do not chop off our heads you damn freakish stalker types! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 September 2, 2003 I like both yours and Bytch's heads. May I stalk you anyway? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 September 2, 2003 Damm... there goes my plans for Eloy..... I guess I'll have to find something else to do.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 September 2, 2003 aWW MAN IF YA ALL ASK US NOT TO DO THAT WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUYPOSSED TO DO I mean 1st ya say we can com with in 50 metres then ya say we can't phone, then it's no hanging around the work place, and now.. now ya want us to let you live aswelll geeze ya don't want much do yaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 September 2, 2003 QuoteI like both yours and Bytch's heads. May I stalk you anyway? Um. That depends. Exactly how do you like our heads? Boiled? On a stick? Then no, you may not stalk either of us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #12 September 2, 2003 ok, i pinky swearLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 September 2, 2003 That just puts a whole new spin on "giving head". Yikes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 September 2, 2003 We love you Mama...we are uncapable of such thing. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 2, 2003 QuoteYesterday while I was at the dz, one of my non-dz.com friends told me I shouldn't spend so much time talking to you people on the internet because one of you is probably a stalker and will chop my head off someday. So, this is my official request for you not to do that, I'm rather fond of my head. Since I asked nicely, that means you won't do it, right? Actually, you shouldn't have brought it up. You know the saying: "Out of sight, out of mind" Poor stalkers, as if they didn't have it hard enough, now they have to learn something new, (decapitation of all things) and then when they do, They'll be getting threats from Duece. Don't you think you are putting undo stress on them? Gheeze!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 September 2, 2003 QuoteUm. That depends. Exactly how do you like our heads? Boiled? On a stick? Then no, you may not stalk either of us. You really want me to answer that? There may be kids reading. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #17 September 2, 2003 Dammit.... Now I have to return this bowling ball bag to Wal-Mart....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 September 2, 2003 QuoteThey neglect to mention that you have made many internet friends who will chop off the heads of others at your request. Oooh, good idea, thanks for the back-up, JP! But, wouldn't that turn into one of those strange tv shows like, "when dogs attack their owners" but instead it would be "when dz.commers chop off the heads of dz.commers who did it to other dz.commers"? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #19 September 2, 2003 QuoteThanks for the heads up It's something you secretly want... isn't it... tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #20 September 2, 2003 QuoteQuoteI like both yours and Bytch's heads. May I stalk you anyway? Um. That depends. Exactly how do you like our heads? Boiled? On a stick? Then no, you may not stalk either of us. What about shrinking and wearing them on my neeck?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 September 2, 2003 QuoteDamm... there goes my plans for Eloy..... I guess I'll have to find something else to do. QuoteNow I have to return this bowling ball bag to Wal-Mart.... See, I knew you guys were up to no good. It's a good thing I put my request in....whew, that was a close one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #22 September 2, 2003 QuoteSee, I knew you guys were up to no good. It's a good thing I put my request in....whew, that was a close one! Dang...well....we can always move on to BillVon and SM1 but they might be harder targets. Just as long as they don't make that request here we're in the clear.....heeeeerrrrrre monkey monkey monkey.....I have a peanut for youuuuuuuu! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 September 2, 2003 Quotethey might be harder targets. SM1 maybe but not Bill.... Liberals aint totin guns too often well except for me.. and a much more rewarding head for the wall..everyone has deer or elk heads... but I haven't seen any monley heads. Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #24 September 2, 2003 Dam I just got my samurai sword back from the sharpener and bought my plane ticket to FL __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 September 2, 2003 That's got me thinking: Andrea, If you had to have your head chopped off, how would you prefer it done? Samarai Sword, Guilatine (sp?), Axe, Chainsaw or Gardening Shears? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
