Funny

[MattyBoy 0]

Sorry if you've heard it:
Questions to George Bush

George Bush is visiting an elementary school and announces to the class,
"You can all ask me questions." A boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions for you":
1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to
get oil
3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden.

Then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. 15 Minutes later the kids come back in class and again Bush says,
"You can all ask me questions."
A boy named Charlie raises his and says, "I have 5 questions for you":
1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get oil?
3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?
4) Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5) Where is Bobby?

I may be gullible but at least I have a magic fish

[SkydiveNFlorida 0]

lol!

[Push 0]

I guess Charlie wasn't very sma... Hey, where are you taking me?! HELP!!!

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