jmpnkramer 0 #1 September 3, 2003 Subject: 20 Ways to Maintain a healthy level of insanity 20 Ways to Maintain a healthy level of insanity. 1 ? At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down. 2 ? Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3 ? Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want frieswith that. 4 ? Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5 ? Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso. 6 ? In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors". 7 ? Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8 ? Don't use any punctuation. 9 ? As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10 ? Ask people what sex they are; laugh hysterically after they answer. 11 - Specify that your drive through order is "To Go" 12 ? Sing along at the Opera. 13 ? Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14 ? Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15 ? Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16 ? Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "rock hard" 17 ? When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!" 18 ? When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose" 19 ? Tell your children over dinner "Do to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity 20 ? Send this email to someone to make them smile?. It's called therapy. Thanks, Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 September 3, 2003 LOL! I laugh everytime I see this....thanx!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #3 September 3, 2003 Yeah my friend e-mailed it to me. It was the time before my second seeing it. I do not surf that much to see all of this stuff. Hey BTW are you going to Bridge Day there? If so look me up we are gong WW Rafting. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 September 3, 2003 QuoteYeah my friend e-mailed it to me. It was the time before my second seeing it. I do not surf that much to see all of this stuff. Hey BTW are you going to Bridge Day there? If so look me up we are gong WW Rafting. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just pm'd ya!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 September 3, 2003 QuoteI do not surf that much to see all of this stuff. I should hope so. Aren't you at work or something? Stop all the PWing and do something productive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #6 September 3, 2003 one of my favs is number 11...I always do that at drive thrus... sometimes I get a laugh when I say it and sometimes I think the ordertakers dont even get it.. -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #7 September 3, 2003 Didn't you read the Annoying Posts thread by AD??? I think this was Bytch's peave!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #8 September 3, 2003 WELFARE OFFICE A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!" The man said, "You're bullshi tting me man!" The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it.""According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #9 September 3, 2003 A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book"."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #10 September 3, 2003 Number 19 is my favorite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #11 September 3, 2003 Quote18 ? When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose" I have no idea why the people at Zoo Atlanta didn't think that was funny! PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #12 September 4, 2003 I've seen this before but love it.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #13 September 4, 2003 No sorry there Little one. I do not have as much time to read all this stuff as you do. Just giving yo a hard time you know. I cannot wait until your return. If they do not let me compete in the Black & Gold then Screw Em!!! We will have our own fun. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
