womens parkin

[rhino 0]

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JT, it's rude to come into our home and make fun of us.

Ahh shucks!! Cut JT some slack. He was only funnin!!

bwahahahahahahahaha!!

[MattyBoy 0]

Calm down ladies!

We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from
the male side.


These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "#1" ON
PURPOSE!

1. #1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
up,
put it down. You can handle it.We need it up; you need it down. You
don't
hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. #1.Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be.

1. #1. Crying is blackmail.

1. #1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just
say it!

1. #1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every
question.

1. #1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. #1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.

1. #1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. #1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. #1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. #1. If something we said, can be interpreted two ways, and one
of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. #1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you
want
it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. #1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during
commercials.

1. #1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither
do
we.

1. #1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. #1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. #1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like
nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the
hassle.

1. #1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect
an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. #1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. #1. You have enough clothes.

1. #1. You have too many shoes.

1. #1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

I may be gullible but at least I have a magic fish

[jtval 0]

thanks Rob,

sorry ladies, didnt realize there was a "NO HUMOR" rule in the ladies forum!

in All fairness the email said to forward this to all the women I care about.

My photos

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[RevJim 0]

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getting my panties in a twist?

Oooooh, I'd looooove to see that.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[happythoughts 0]

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Now the only reason we have trouble parking is because BOYS keep telling us this is 6 inches ...

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'Shell

Dayum...if that is as long as it is, then I'll bet it looks like a whistle.

[freeflir29 0]

I didn't know Sunshine owned a parking lot....

[rhino 0]

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sorry ladies, didnt realize there was a "NO HUMOR" rule in the ladies forum!

Bwahahahahahahahaha.. Ouch.. LOL

You crack me up JT.. lol

Rhino

[ScottishJohn 25]

I guess it will only be available in pink

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[flyhi 24]

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Now the only reason we have trouble parking is because BOYS keep telling us this is 6 inches ...

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Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.