Viking 0 #1 September 5, 2003 Yep a rather funny story just happen about 30 mins ago. I went to make another batch of lemon squares for tomorrow for when I see Mouth at perris tomorrow. I open the fridge and i only have two eggs left!! I need three!!! damnit! Ok no problem Vons is open at this time of night. So with Daizey on the phone I'm off for some late night shopping. I get there and to my disgust notice the new hours of the store.......they close 11pm now!! Damnit!!! i need is one freaking egg!! So stand outside the door talking to Kristi on the phone. Then one of the cashiers comes over, pulls the doors open and asks me what i need. I asked her about the hours and then in a very pathetic voice (with the puppy dog face) tell her i just need ONE egg!! She kinda laughs "Just one egg?" and goes back inside. I keep talking to Kristi hopefull that she is getting me my egg. Low and behold she comes back with one large egg putting it in a plastic bag giggling the whole time. "You rock, thanx!!! So now the lemon squares are cooking. Now if only i can keep Lisa from reading this before i get there!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #2 September 5, 2003 F#%K YEAH!!!! LEMON BARS ROCK!! My wife hates them so when I make them its just more for me!!! jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 September 5, 2003 that they do!! mmm mmm good!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #4 September 5, 2003 Quoteshe just gave one egg There's all kinds of symbolism in that story... In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #5 September 5, 2003 Maybe two would be sex?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #6 September 5, 2003 QuoteThere's all kinds of symbolism in that story... you thought so too? I DO believe it was an innocent story though. I mean, you couldn't make up a story about knocking up on a closed supermarket door and being let in by a cute 'chick' for one 'egg' could you? Me an my mind somtimes. Thanks for Sharing Viking. Much better story than just turning around and finding the nearest 7-11 or 24 hr. Safeway -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #7 September 5, 2003 i was just waiting for the "and then i found out I couldn't walk and talk on the phone at the same time.. i had to turn around and go beg for another egg" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guesswhere 0 #8 September 5, 2003 then, this catholic school-girl uniform wearing cashier answers the door, and i say "i just need ONE egg", and then she removes her jumpsuit. ------- ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 September 5, 2003 Wow, I never knew eggs had tails! Ya learn something new every day. QuoteYep a rather funny story just happen Oh, you said story! A tale! I get it! Arthur, repeat after me "I is a college student." It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
