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Man Bashing Friday Funny

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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around
in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck
and the noose.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him. Or, Three - one to screw in the bulb,
and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.


Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one!!! will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after
mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need
to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need
to wipe.



WOW!!!! That's a great tip!!! :D:D:P





Great, Now I wil actually have underwears withouth skid marks....thanks.
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.



Wrong thread. That would be a woman bashing joke. Personally, I don't believe that women are that superficial that they would date a guy for money, fame, or good looks. A sense of humor is the most important. I've heard that many times. ;)

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Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.



Wrong thread. That would be a woman bashing joke. Personally, I don't believe that women are that superficial that they would date a guy for money, fame, or good looks. A sense of humor is the most important. I've heard that many times. ;)



Gawd, I hope so...:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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