Insights into Girl Talk with Michele and Cora

[ladyskydiver 0]

You know the saying..."You never really know someone until you live with them."? Well, as you all know, Michele has been wonderful letting me crash at her place until I got my own apartment.

So, we start talking and all of the sudden she starts in with "Why the heck do I keep getting this crap?" So, totally confused I ask her "HUH? " And, she responds back saying "This stupid porn spam. I'm not a guy....I don't need to lengthen anything and my boobs are big enough." (And, yes they are!)

Well, the porn spam ends up leading into a conversation about porn. Have you ever watched it? Have you watched it with a guy? What do you think about it? You know...the usual questions.

Imagine my surprise when she says "Oh...and I've written some porn as well." Michele? Write porn? No way!!! So, me being the smart ass that I am, I tell her that I don't believe her and that she has to prove it. And, being even more of a smart ass than usual, I tell her that don't worry....I won't be hitting on her after reading it, and thankfully, I know she won't be hitting on me. Phew!!!

She pulls up the stories and blushing lets me read them.

OMG! WOW! Not only are they well written, but she could write porn and sell it. My suggestion to her is to get a pen name and make it her second job.

Talk about using words to their best ability and turn a person on!!! Damn....NEED COLD SHOWER NOW!!!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Oooo...I remember Michele telling me this, although I have never read any of her "cold-shower" stories. Interesting. Oh, and I, too, hate when I am spammed by someone who thinks that I would be interested in Viagra.

[Cornholio 0]

What a tease!!

Post some here so we can ALL enjoy it!!

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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[ladyskydiver 0]

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What a tease!!

Post some here so we can ALL enjoy it!!

Since I'm not the author, I can not post without the author's permission. And....you're going to have to beg a little better than that. Yesh! You've read her writings....now imagine that with a sexual direction.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[Cornholio 0]

hmmm BEG for porn. Let me think about that one....

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

[ladyskydiver 0]

Think "hard."

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[Gawain 0]

I want you to know that I am willing to be a guinea pig as to the effectiveness of Michele's writing.

Welcome to California once again.

Sometime, I don't recall when, but I did mention to Michele that she submit her work for "Op-ed" type pieces with some newspapers or magazines. Your stories hold some intrigue for publication too.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[jmpnkramer 0]

Yeah since you told me already the post lost its effectiveness.
Allthough I will have to say to Vanilla that they claim viagra helps women as well. I dunno I would not try it because I like to follow the ole addage of:

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If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It!

Laters,

KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

[Muenkel 0]

Now I know why she hasn't replied to my pm's, she's busy writing porn.

What a slut.

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Chris

[Viking 0]

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Now I know why she hasn't replied to my pm's, she's busy writing porn.

What a slut.

How dare you call my sister a slut!!!!!!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[Muenkel 0]

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How dare you call my sister a slut!!!!!!

I thought "slut" and "beautiful woman" were synonyms.

Guys, am I wrong here?

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Chris

[RevJim 0]

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How dare you call my sister a slut!!!!!!

I thought "slut" and "beautiful woman" were synonyms.

Guys, am I wrong here?

Uh, yea. Waaaaaaay wrong.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Muenkel 0]

Do explain.

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Chris

[RevJim 0]

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Do explain.

You really need an explination? You gotta be kidding, right?

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Muenkel 0]

You have to ask?

I'm always serious on this forum.

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Chris

[Viking 0]

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How dare you call my sister a slut!!!!!!

I thought "slut" and "beautiful woman" were synonyms.

Guys, am I wrong here?

you would wouldn't ya, damn man whore

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[happythoughts 0]

I keep sending her pics and I get no response. Now I understand. She thought it was spam.

[RevJim 0]

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I keep sending her pics and I get no response. Now I understand. She thought it was spam.

Would that be the "before" or the "after" pictures for Viagra?

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Push 0]

Slut
Beautiful woman

Didn't you take the arse/elbow quiz?

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[Muenkel 0]

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you would wouldn't ya, damn man whore

Now the Jag is no longer willed to you.

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Chris

[happythoughts 0]

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Would that be the "before" or the "after" pictures for Viagra?

Of course, now the other posters are wondering how you recognized me from my pics...

[RevJim 0]

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Would that be the "before" or the "after" pictures for Viagra?

Of course, now the other posters are wondering how you recognized me from my pics...

Never said I recognized ya.

Geez, do I hafta lead everyone into the jokes?

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Chandelle 0]

Well, this thread degenerated pretty quick, but I guess that's to be expected.

I do have some serious questions to ask though.

What kind of porno is it -- setting and situations I mean.

and . . .

How graphic is too much for most women?

[Viking 0]

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you would wouldn't ya, damn man whore

Now the Jag is no longer willed to you.

good!!! i didn't want that pos anyway!! Now if you drove an E55 AMG i'd treat you with more respect!!!!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[happythoughts 0]

Degenerated? Usually threads (except the boring political ones) eventually arrive at a discussion of porn. Since this started with porn, I'm just sticking around to see where this goes.

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