AggieDave 6 #1 September 5, 2003 You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if... * You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. * The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. * Wookiees are offended by your B.O. * You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. * You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. * Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." * You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up. * You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. * You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. * You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. * Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. * You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. * You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck. * You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. * If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 5, 2003 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #3 September 5, 2003 It seems that I might be a South African Redneck Jedi. QuotePrincess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. Who could resist -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoogieBob 0 #4 September 5, 2003 Very nice Dave . This does kind of explain the whole "Luke wanting Leah" thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 September 5, 2003 Hey, I didn't know AggieDave had joined the Jedi! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 September 5, 2003 You might be a redneck Jedi if... ...You've ever used the Jedi mind trick to get out of DUIs and speeding tickets.... damn. Lord knows that would have come in real handy for me a couple of times... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #7 September 5, 2003 Where do you find this shit????=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 September 5, 2003 I am an interenet junky, I tend to bounce across some pretty random shit in my surfing adventures. You know what I'd love to see/hear? Darth Vader saying "hold my beer, watch this" then pulling out his light sabre...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #9 September 5, 2003 Good one Dave....You really impressed us this time......."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #10 September 5, 2003 QuoteDarth Vader saying "hold my beer, watch this" then pulling out his light sabre... last time i heard someone say that, i got my camcorder and shot some pretty interesting video...<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #11 September 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteDarth Vader saying "hold my beer, watch this" then pulling out his light sabre... last time i heard someone say that, i got my camcorder and shot some pretty interesting video... Yeah, I bet Ivan has plenty of those self videos...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
