skymama 37 #1 September 4, 2003 I was so pleased to find out that quite a few of our men took my advice about trimming and did the deed for their women. But, there is one dz.commer's story that begs to be shared. It seems our boy (who shall remain nameless for now, but I do accept bribes) decided to trim while he was in the shower....at his Grandmother's house. That would have been all fine and good, except he forgot to pick up the trimmings and left it all in the shower for Granny to clean up! BUT, being the nice guy that he is, he called his Grandmother and clued her in on what she was going to find in the shower. Heehee...wouldn't you have loved to hear that conversation? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #2 September 4, 2003 hahaha~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #3 September 4, 2003 Did the Individual Shave the Butt as well? Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 September 4, 2003 QuoteDid the Individual Shave the Butt as well? I do believe he took my advice on that also. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #5 September 4, 2003 nap, sack and crack? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 September 4, 2003 Quote boy Grandmother's house You're not being very secretive there Andrea... lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #7 September 4, 2003 skymama do you wax?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #8 September 4, 2003 QuoteI do believe he took my advice on that also. ALLRIGHTY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am still trying to figure out: 1: Why it was done at Grandma's 2: Is the individual a slob and cannot clean after themselves? I mean C'mon now. I guess I was in the Military too long. I like things neat and organized. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 September 4, 2003 Quoteskymama do you wax? I have good grooming....that's all I'm going to say. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 September 4, 2003 Quote1: Why it was done at Grandma's 2: Is the individual a slob and cannot clean after themselves? It was a first time shaver, shaving at G'mas, who called Skymama to discuss it... I thought this was going to be some type of riddle, but it's pretty obvious. However, in the interests of discretion I am not going to mention Vikings name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 September 4, 2003 QuoteHowever, in the interests of discretion I am not going to mention Vikings name. LOL...poor Viking. Believe it or not, it's not him! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #12 September 4, 2003 so where was this advice? and what brought it about?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 September 4, 2003 Quote so where was this advice? and what brought it about? LOL I think puberty brought it on!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #14 September 4, 2003 So who the hell else could it be? Walks like a duck and squawks like a duck -- I say you're covering up for him and it IS Viking. Prove me wrong!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 September 4, 2003 its funny cuase thats EXACTLY what i thought when I read the postMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 September 5, 2003 It's right here,Sugar. Make sure you follow through. What brought it on? All those pictures in the penis thread! Quade, I swear, it's not Viking. But, you might be able to figure it out if you think of another young lad in your area. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 September 5, 2003 Doesn't really narrow it down too much. Compared to me most of them are young.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #18 September 5, 2003 QuoteDoesn't really narrow it down too much. Compared to me most of them are young. The only other 'grandma house dweller' that comes to mind it Aaron! But, as far as I know, he's not a registered user of dz.com....nor is he that young. Yeah, I think it's Viking as well... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #19 September 5, 2003 thats too funny....i would pay big bucks to hear a tape of that covo! mental note...never shave or trim at my grandapents... Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #20 September 5, 2003 Was it dbriggs? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 September 5, 2003 It's funny but, I never thought that I needed to inform anyone else of the current state of my package. The social climate is definitely changing. I always thought it was "need to know" basis. Besides, by the time they get to the looking-at-them part of the evening... Were pics included in the PM? They seem awfully proud of the whole concept. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tattoojeff 0 #22 September 5, 2003 im a good little groomer. its all for the ladies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #23 September 5, 2003 Sounds like the kid from 'American Pie'? "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 September 5, 2003 Nope. nope. and nope. Hmmm....besides telling you that he's young and from CA, he does have a girlfriend and he is a friend of mine whom I have met in person, but not when I was in Perris.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #25 September 5, 2003 QuoteNope. nope. and nope. Hmmm....besides telling you that he's young and from CA, he does have a girlfriend and he is a friend of mine whom I have met in person, but not when I was in Perris. Damn!! Not SBS!!!! EEEEKKKKK!!!! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
