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Further proof that the FutureCam™ exists. (gwb, et al)

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So remember way back in March 2003 when we were laughing our asses off at the daily stupidity demonstrated by Iraqi Foreign Minister Naji Sabri? Remember how he was saying that U.S. and British forces were being, "defeated on all fronts and are retreating in the face of strong strikes" carried out by a popular resistance?

Damn! Did he get access to the FutureCam™?

What about GWB when he landed on the Abraham Lincoln back in May 2003? As you recall he praised the toppling of Saddam Hussein as "a job well done," and said that "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.". His supporters made him into a hero . . . well . . . action figure really. But clearly he must have either been delusional, deceptive or had access to the FutureCam™ since none of what he had said at that time had yet been true -- nor is today.

Well, anyway, I do own the FutureCam™ and all the rights to it. I just took a look in it with the settings adjusted for about a year from now. The tachyon disturbances that far out keep things pretty fuzzy and the Heisenberg compensators are being overwhelmed by various forces, but let's just say it doesn't look good for GWBs re-election.

Maybe he should take a look at the widely available HistoryCam since this is truly history repeating itself.
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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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The script is pretty good, Paul. I'm not entirely sure what the rest of your post has to do with it, but the script is good. When it's ready for filming and production, can I have a cameo in it? ;)
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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It's really just the first couple of scenes and not a full script, but enough to give you an idea of where it could go. It's all in my head, but not written. I stopped working on it along time ago. Every time I think about starting it up again to put it on pages, I have to do a major rewrite. September 11 pretty much killed the opening scenes or maybe made them more poignant (but I'd hate to go that far and capitalize on the attack).

But, um, anyway, the post was really a rant I had in my head the last few days about the person we currently have in office, his staff and the stupid moves they've made in the last few months.

I often wonder if somebody -could- create a FutureCam™ and be just a little more insightful into the way that events are actually lining up, rather than the way they had simply -wished- them to line up.

Of course, this concept isn't very original -- it goes back to all the oracles of Greece and prophesies of ancient times, including Revelations, which I'd also like to work into the script.
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