happythoughts 0 #1 September 6, 2003 clicky It's Good to Be the King Fri Sep 5, 2:36 PM ET LUDZIDZINI ROYAL VILLAGE, Swaziland (Reuters) - Tens of thousands of bare-breasted young maidens danced in front of King Mswati on Friday -- many hoping to catch his eye and become his next wife. A record 50,000 young women staged Swaziland's annual "Reed Dance," taking part in a traditional ceremony now seen as an audition to join King Mswati's many wives. The 35-year-old king, sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch, now has 10 wives and one fiancee -- a royal luxury that has drawn criticism as his small southern African kingdom battles poverty and a raging AIDS (news - web sites) epidemic. Lined up in rows, the maidens danced topless before the king for three hours, undeterred by blustery winds or last year's controversy surrounding Mswati's choice of three teenage reed dancers as his latest queens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #2 September 6, 2003 i'm rolling out the carpet for ivan........namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 6, 2003 QuoteI think they are talking about changing that name too. Ahhh HA!!! That's all it takes.......now where's a small country that has HOT chicks that I can take over.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #4 September 7, 2003 QuoteTens of thousands of bare-breasted young maidens danced Lined up in rows, the maidens danced topless before the king for three hours, i'm booking a flight to Swaziland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 September 7, 2003 Quotei'm booking a flight to Swaziland Have you actually SEEN a National Geographic lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #6 September 7, 2003 QuoteHave you actually SEEN a National Geographic lately? unfortunatly i have...don't ask what i was thinking when i wrote that...i just saw "bare breasted women" hahha i never really thought about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 September 7, 2003 Quote.i just saw "bare breasted women" hahha i never really thought about it Ahhh.....could happen to anyone. That statement does tend to make you forget about ....well....everything..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 September 7, 2003 yea clay, you gotta give'em a break 100,000 boobies is alot to handle all at once its easy to see how he was confused!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #9 September 7, 2003 thats gotta be a record. a post blatantly focused on breasteses and it took 8 replies for the B word to be played. is someon losing thier touch? ivan, you let me down, bro.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 September 7, 2003 I intentionally left the b-word out of the title so that we could have an open, adult conversation regarding these topics of international importance. I didn't want it to degrade into some tawdry porn thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #11 September 7, 2003 QuoteI intentionally left the b-word out of the title so that we could have an open, adult conversation regarding these topics of international importance. I didn't want it to degrade into some tawdry porn thread. What should we call them? never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 8, 2003 QuoteWhat should we call them? I'm in favor of humming a few bars of the old Bob Hope classic "Thanks for the mammaries..." We should call them "Ta-tas". It is a term used in medical circles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites