smiles 0 #1 September 8, 2003 blonde joke- check attachment after reading- A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there...(check pic)" SMiles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #2 September 8, 2003 I got the punchline before the end of the joke, so I ruined it for myself -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #3 September 8, 2003 ROFLMAO Postal Rodriguez-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 September 8, 2003 Totally confused....until I saw the pic. Nice one...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #5 September 8, 2003 When I was taking electronics I heard a classmate talking about a : d ten d e. I found out later that they were talking about a diode. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smellysue 0 #6 September 8, 2003 Im blonde and i peed myself laughing nice one mate that was really good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #7 September 8, 2003 reminds me of the error message we give all those little problems only women seem to come up with on PC's. We call the "ID-10-T errors". written down it reads "idiot" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #8 September 8, 2003 Ditto... tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #9 September 8, 2003 Then there is the PEBCAK computer error "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard" _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shunkka 0 #10 September 8, 2003 very good one ------------------------- "jump, have fun, pull" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smellysue 0 #11 September 8, 2003 i liked them very good indead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
