Gawain 0 #1 September 8, 2003 After completing a couple of meetings today, I returned to my home office for a bite to eat and to do some paperwork, web-surfing etc. While walking from my car to my apartment, out of the corner of my eye, I saw the shadow of a bird flying by. Then I heard a crow's "caw-like-call" and then I felt the "spat-spat" of the f**ki*g bird's dropping as it landed on my right arm (just above the wrist) and my pant-leg (just below the pocket). As I looked up the f**k*r was flying slowly away and I saw where it perched itself in a nearby tree...wishing a had a high-powered slingshot or pellet gun to nail him with...grrr...........Monday huh? ... The dry cleaner got a giggle out of it at least...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Racenic 0 #2 September 8, 2003 "Cum again" said the dry cleaner, "No mustard " replied Monica too funny dude Nick D The key to Immortality is- first living a life worth remembering” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 8, 2003 That's one of those times I would NOT be glad that I am always armed. Would have been tough to not squeeze of 1 or 13 rounds at him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
