Anyone sell insurance?

[freeflir29 0]

I just got my new auto policy in the mail. I was thumbing through and got a good laugh.


We will not pay for:

3. Loss due to or as a consequence of:
a. Radioactive contamination
b. Discharge of any nuclear weapon (even if accidental)
c. War (declared or undeclared)
d. Civil war
e. Insurrection; or
f. Rebellion or revolution


I guess due to item b I shouldn't park anywhere near the Coconut Monkey Lounge.

[jfields 0]

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We will not pay for:

3. Loss due to or as a consequence of:
a. Radioactive contamination
b. Discharge of any nuclear weapon (even if accidental)

Don't shit in your car.

[freeflir29 0]

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Don't shit in your car.

Oh damn!!! Have you heard that phone prank where the lady calls up the car dealer...

"Yeah....I picked up my car yesterday, after getting it serviced, and when I got home I noticed a HUGE TERD in the back seat."

OMG I laughed so hard I thought my spleen fell out.

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Oh damn!!! Have you heard that phone prank where the lady calls up the car dealer

You mean the turd report?
"It smells like the gates of hell in here..I bet you sold your a$$ to the Devil!" "How much do you weigh? 400 lbs? Yup that's your turd!" Bwahhhhhhhhh funniest thing I have ever heard.

[freeflir29 0]

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You mean the turd report?

That's it!!!!

[PhillyKev 0]

Don't you remember the insurance companies covering the WTC tried to deny the claim saying it was an act of war?

[Kris 0]

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I guess due to item b I shouldn't park anywhere near the Coconut Monkey Lounge.

It's not just the lounge, you can't have it within blast radius of CoconutMonkey at any time. No telling what that boy is carrying!

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