Marz 0 #1 September 10, 2003 A little humour.... sorry! humOr that I found online... You Know You're From Canada When... 1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. The mosquitoes have landing lights. 4. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 5. You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat. 6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. 8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. 9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in withsnow. 10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. 11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 12. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. 14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. 15. Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof. 16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. 17. You head south to go to your cottage. 18. You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck. 19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 20. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making. 21. You find -40C a little chilly. 22. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze. 23. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels. 24. You can play road hockey on skates. 25. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. 26. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. 27. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 28. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada". Marz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #2 September 10, 2003 very funny and so many of them are actually true. Specially: Quote28. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada". Damn straight skippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #3 September 10, 2003 Quote Damn straight skippy Fargin right eh! _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #4 September 10, 2003 They forgot that damn stupid word they use in place of hat How would you spell it? Touk? Tuke? Tuuk? Touque? Gah! What a stupid word! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #5 September 10, 2003 QuoteThey forgot that damn stupid word they use in place of hat How would you spell it? Touk? Tuke? Tuuk? Touque? Gah! What a stupid word! TUQUE: Wool or polyester (if your grandma made it) head dress worn in winter for warms and let's face it... STYLE eh.. HAT: Head dress worn from may to late october, resembling a an american "ball cap". Very useful to swat black flies an mosquitoes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 September 10, 2003 ...if you understand that Moosehead is both a beer and a misdemeanor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #7 September 10, 2003 thats right EH !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #8 September 10, 2003 Quote...if you understand that Moosehead is both a beer and a misdemeanor. The thing is consumption of one has been known to lead to the other... Not that I'd know but I've heard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quack 0 #9 September 10, 2003 Quote...if you understand that Moosehead is both a beer and a misdemeanor. Not in Newfoundland! (where there are actually more moose than people - a Newfie can always find a date) But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #10 September 10, 2003 Quote19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. hey, i know this one from hunting experience in good ol' kansas!_________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #11 September 11, 2003 QuoteQuoteThey forgot that damn stupid word they use in place of hat How would you spell it? Touk? Tuke? Tuuk? Touque? Gah! What a stupid word! TUQUE: Wool or polyester (if your grandma made it) head dress worn in winter for warms and let's face it... STYLE eh.. HAT: Head dress worn from may to late october, resembling a an american "ball cap". Very useful to swat black flies an mosquitoes Yeah! Provided it has the www.Freefly.ca logo on it! Yves Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #12 September 11, 2003 QuoteQuoteGah! What a stupid word! TUQUE: Wool or polyester (if your grandma made it) head dress worn in winter for warms and let's face it... STYLE eh.. What I can't figger out is why so many Americans wear them when it's hot - like gangstas in Oak-town and L.A. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #13 September 11, 2003 I know I am a Canadian who has never had need for a snowblower, never eaten moose meat, seen an igloo, cannot remember the last good snow at Xmas, no tube socks, flannel nighties or deer hunting, bears, homemade sausage, I have wiped my ass with a leaf once when camping- drink Buds and don't watch hockey,,,,,,,,,,,haven't even seen a mosquito yet this year but do luv my toque eh! (when I go snowboarding at Whistler SMiles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quack 0 #14 September 11, 2003 Quote I know I am a Canadian who has never had need for a snowblower, never eaten moose meat, seen an igloo, cannot remember the last good snow at Xmas, no tube socks, flannel nighties or deer hunting, bears, homemade sausage, I have wiped my ass with a leaf once when camping- drink Buds and don't watch hockey,,,,,,,,,,,haven't even seen a mosquito yet this year but do luv my toque eh! (when I go snowboarding at Whistler SMiles Yes, Karen, and we will take you with us when Alberta separates. We must keep the supply of Kokanee flowing. You can keep Bertuzzi and the boys though. http://www.kokaneebeer.com/ But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
