bodypilot90 0 #1 September 10, 2003 Know Your State Motto Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Home of the headless drivers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ..... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, and Very Little Else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nevada: Hookers and Poker! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney .... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee: The Edjucashun State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vermont: Yep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .... and the sheep are scared! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 10, 2003 What's going on? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 September 10, 2003 but ya got Arkansas allll wrong... its should read: Were building roads... one decade at a time.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewboo 0 #4 September 10, 2003 New Yorks state motto is actually F%#K YOU!! and we are damned proud of it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #5 September 10, 2003 I always heard, Illinois: "We have two seasons, Winter and Construction"-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 September 10, 2003 QuoteFlorida: Home of the headless drivers Ain't that the truth... a big blue Caddy with 4 little white heads peeking over the seats. It looks like I'm following a box of Q-tips. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 10, 2003 QuoteI always heard, Illinois: "We have two seasons, Winter and Construction" I think that's Minnesota__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #8 September 10, 2003 QuoteWhat's going on? Yeah, but you had to go back a year to find a prior reference. I busted you with your post that was already posted twice THE SAME DAY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #9 September 10, 2003 QuoteYeah, but you had to go back a year to find a prior reference. I busted you with your post that was already posted twice THE SAME DAY Touche!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sarge 0 #10 September 10, 2003 You guys ROCK, LOL!!!! ... but its all new to me at any rate... I haven't been around for a while-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #11 September 10, 2003 QuoteYou guys ROCK, LOL!!!! ... but its all new to me at any rate... I haven't been around for a while We're just having fun __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot90 0 #12 September 11, 2003 QuoteWe're just having fun always Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CrazyIvan 0 #7 September 10, 2003 QuoteI always heard, Illinois: "We have two seasons, Winter and Construction" I think that's Minnesota__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 September 10, 2003 QuoteWhat's going on? Yeah, but you had to go back a year to find a prior reference. I busted you with your post that was already posted twice THE SAME DAY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 September 10, 2003 QuoteYeah, but you had to go back a year to find a prior reference. I busted you with your post that was already posted twice THE SAME DAY Touche!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #10 September 10, 2003 You guys ROCK, LOL!!!! ... but its all new to me at any rate... I haven't been around for a while-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 September 10, 2003 QuoteYou guys ROCK, LOL!!!! ... but its all new to me at any rate... I haven't been around for a while We're just having fun __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #12 September 11, 2003 QuoteWe're just having fun always Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
