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I swear I was googling "parachuting" when this popped up.

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"The world is a more violent place than it was years ago, when doors could be left open and Germans would knock before PARACHUTING down your chimney."
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I guess I have to believe you...:P
But I don't WANT to.;)


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Out of Miss World

Paul Sorene



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Go on girl, get your semi-automatic out for the lads
We live in dark times.


The world is a more violent place than it was years ago, when doors could be left open and Germans would knock before parachuting down your chimney.


These days good men like Tony Blair turn to violence as a first line of defence and Miss World’s indulge in thuggery and brute force.


Azra Akin is the beauty queen in the Mail’s frame, and is seen in a state of mania throwing former Spice girl Mel C over her shoulder - a shoulder on which only a sash used to sit.


Stuff saving the rain forest, being nice to impoverished children and saving dumb animals from a trip to the tailor’s - this Miss World means business.


The result of this unlikely fight is that the one known as Sporty Spice has torn a cruciate ligament. Mel will take solace in the paper’s reminder that the same injury was inflicted upon Paul Gascoigne when he was thrown over the shoulder of Miss Bridlington 1997.


But why the fight? “Why not?” indeed. But for Miss World to turn nasty some line must have been crossed.


The Sun clarifies things, saying how the entire thing was a “TV stunt”, all part Channel 4’s The Games, where Z-list celebs do battle.


The show’s winner is elevated to the celebrity Y-list while the losers get surgery.


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