no haiku yet?

[turtlespeed 226]

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no need for a gag..
cuz the crying turns me on..
or just fill her mouth!

Is that an option,
If I hear you correctly
It sounds like tag team.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[txblondie 0]

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Why shift the focus?
Are you having naughty thoughts
that he can't fulfill?

He fulfills me well
Fills me up, won't let me down
Takes good care of me

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Blondes do have more fun!

[turtlespeed 226]

Oh, no, could it be
She just likes variety
and a few ideas

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[txblondie 0]

Ideas always good
New things to try when at home
Share with my SO

Then come back online
Tell everyone just how good
Love-making can be

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Blondes do have more fun!

[chopchop 0]

tag team's not for me..
I'd just turn her right around..
slide it in her throat..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[turtlespeed 226]

Ha, I just found out,
Haikuing can make you read
all threads in meter

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[txblondie 0]

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Ha, I just found out,
Haikuing can make you read
all threads in meter

That's f***ing funny!
It makes me TALK in meter
All day long at work!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ha, I just found out,
Haikuing can make you read
all threads in meter

That's f***ing funny!
It makes me TALK in meter
All day long at work!

I can only hope
When I get to the beer bar
I won't drink that way...

See ya'll later....It's 5 o'clock

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[txblondie 0]

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tag team's not for me..
I'd just turn her right around..
slide it in her throat..

I'm going home now
Say goodbye to all my friends
Keep me on my toes

Entertaining lot
Lots of fun to talk to you
See y'all later guys!!!

(hugs, kisses, vibes all around!!!!!!)

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Blondes do have more fun!

[PhillyKev 0]

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I can only hope
When I get to the beer bar
I won't drink that way...

You mean drink five beers
and then have seven more beers
and then five again?

[turtlespeed 226]

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I can only hope
When I get to the beer bar
I won't drink that way...

You mean drink five beers
and then have seven more beers
and then five again?

LMAO...

If I do do that
And, oh have I done that in the past
The morning will suck

cheers.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[lawrocket 3]

Txblondie has left
Strange. There are no more haikus.
Coincidental?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[txblondie 0]

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Txblondie has left
Strange. There are no more haikus.
Coincidental?

Here I am again
I am sitting at home now
Want to take a bath

Chopchop is a nymph
All he thinks about is sex
He needs to get laid!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[lawrocket 3]

"want to take a bath"
Uh oh. She opens the door
For more prurience...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[chopchop 0]

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Chopchop is a nymph
All he thinks about is sex
He needs to get laid!

Girl, how did you know?
I think about jumping, too...
I get laid often..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[txblondie 0]

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"want to take a bath"
Uh oh. She opens the door
For more prurience...

Fresh out of the tub
Jet spas massage my muscles
I feel soooooo relaxed

Did everyone leave
When I left from work today?
Too bad--this was fun

Lawrocket's still here
That's cool, he makes good haikus
We can still have fun

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Blondes do have more fun!

[txblondie 0]

Girl, how did you know?
I think about jumping, too...
I get laid often..

[lawrocket 3]

Nymphomania
Overrated affliction
of a hand or palm

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[chopchop 0]

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You would not know that
Just from reading all your posts
You just sound sex-starved

sex-starved i am not...
I really could never be...
I always have me!

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[chopchop 0]

I'm so not afraid
to say what comes to my mind
at any given time..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[txblondie 0]

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Nymphomania
Overrated affliction
of a hand or palm

My improper use
Term refers to girls alone
But you catch my drift...

Chopchop is obsessed
With intercourse and oral
Any kind of sex!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[txblondie 0]

sex-starved i am not...
I really could never be...
I always have me!

[chopchop 0]

Not really obsessed..
But it's fun to discuss it..
in haikus like these..

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[txblondie 0]

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Not really obsessed..
But it's fun to discuss it..
in haikus like these..

It's cool with me chop
lots of fun to talk about
sex in haiku thread!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[lawrocket 3]

Of sex in haikus?
Why, "sex" in German is "six."
Need "five""seven""five"

My wife is hotter than your wife.