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A happy tribute to meat lovers!!!!

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This is what my brother added to the poem:

A happy cow was sun bathing in a field
Mike ran up on the bitch and went in for the kill
She mooed and screamed till her time was up
And we had a feast with the meat we cooked up!!!!

After the feast we were all full and plump
Pop strolled to the couch and fell back on his rump
Soon his body began to twich and snease
Little did he know he had MAD COW DISEASE!!

The cow, a virgin, never had a calf
But now she's in Heaven having the last laugh
7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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This is what my brother added to the poem:

A happy cow was sun bathing in a field
Mike ran up on the bitch and went in for the kill
She mooed and screamed till her time was up
And we had a feast with the meat we cooked up!!!!

After the feast we were all full and plump
Pop strolled to the couch and fell back on his rump
Soon his body began to twich and snease
Little did he know he had MAD COW DISEASE!!

The cow, a virgin, never had a calf
But now she's in Heaven having the last laugh



Have any good veal poems?



never pull low......unless you are

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AirAnn is going to severely kick your ass.



Deuce- You are killing me right now...:ph34r: You sound cute, I will kiss you.

My ass is tough as ole cow hide now anyway...
Thank God I wasnt in wreck dot. My ass would still be redish maroon and then peel in sheets. Even with a superior tan on my ass, I would still be torched repeatedly.:o

Here, I am only slightly blackend and medium rare. Kinda the way I like my COW. Puppie and kitten sushi is a horse of a different flavor, however. LOL

Yeah, Talk - Back, my Mommy said not to. I will forthwith do extensive in depth research on topics before freaking out.:S

~AirAnn~

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