AirMail 0 #26 September 13, 2003 Don't worry about what you can't change. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #27 September 13, 2003 !. live life to the fulest 2. make sure my kids are ok 3. make sure rule # 1 and 2 are mixed so theres harmoni. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #28 September 13, 2003 1. Don't park the Harley in the living room. Its hard to get the oil outta the carpet. 2. Never say "Thank you" after sex. 3. If you're wrong; apologize. If they're wrong and don't apologize; a bitch-slap is justified. 4. Bitch-slapping one who outranks you in the military has dire consequences, no matter how wrong they were. 5. Toilet paper has one use; Duck tape has many, but toilet paper is not one of them. 6. Having lots of money will get you a lot of things, but having a large penis will get you one thing - lots. 7. If you're unsure of your gender, look between your legs. If you're still unsure, please don't look to me for guidance. 8. They're not lesbians as long as there is a man in the room. 9. Your Mom can whip your ass no matter how old or big you get. 10. Pull the red handle on the right before you pull the silver one on the left. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #29 September 13, 2003 1.Pay the bills.2.Take some time off when you need it.3.Look for GF(One who is not a bitch!)4.Look for more intelligent work and be prepared to"Go" back to doing anything to pay the bills again.5.Ride my bike.6.Make jumps when I can afford it.(basically if I have 20 bucks in my pocket)7.Take pictures.(should be 1 or 2).8.Get some computer time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #30 September 13, 2003 1. It's not how many people I kill that matters, it's how I treat the people I haven't killed yet. 2. Girls are mean, and can't be trusted. 3. All you know is knowing that you know nothing. 4. Jump. Pack. Repeat. 5. He who stands on toilet is high on pot. 6. Never trust girls. 7. Beer is good. Free beer is better. 8. When in doubt, say "He started it." 9. Make way for the freeflyers!! 10. F*ck the freeflyers!! 11. Girls are mean. 12. Christians are the most confusing people you'll ever meet. 13. (quoted from another dz.commer) There is room for all creatures, right next to the potatoes. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #31 September 13, 2003 1. Never drive through a small southern town at 90 mph with the local sheriff's drunken teenage daughter on your lap. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 September 13, 2003 1) The world loves a working man. 2) Don't ever trust Whitey 3) Find a doctor & get rid of it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #33 September 13, 2003 Law....your either married or just a very smart, well educated man....LMAO!!!! My rules: 1) Treat others how you want to be treated. 2) Don't ask someone to do something that you wouldn't do yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
