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Edited to: I hate J Lo and Ben

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.

I'd rather watch Gigli than keep hearing about them getting married.
I'd rather read a "war" thread.
To quote Weird Al, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue."

Enough of this bullshit.. >:(

Edited because people wondered why I said I hated hearing about them, and then mentioned them.

Touche...


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.



Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

He's a shitty actor and an asshat.

She's a worst actor and a stuck up bitch that looks like shit.

Put them together and you get a media circus due to the $$$ each of them have, but why is this worthy of being on the front page of CNN.com?
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Jennifer Affleck and Ben Lopez? Who are they? I was too busy skydiving this weekend to follow crap ...



Same here - you know why?? Because people like you and me (and everyone else on DZ.com) actually HAVE lives, and don't need to try to live other peoples by following their every life drama.
As far as Jennifer Lopez goes, skanky bitch, just like aggie says. Thats about all i know about her - I have never even seen one of her movies. (she's an actress right? did she do anything else?)
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He's a shitty actor and an asshat.


he, he... asshat. he, he.

and well, maybe it's just me, but her arse is pretty huge man.
don't get me wrong, no aversion to a well proportioned behind but everyone goes on and on and on about how great it is. well, in the UK they do anyway!

screw celebrity.

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Yeah, as the picture below shows, both her and Ben are the sexiest people on earth. Gimme a freaking break. Doesn't she look like the crusty wealthy dowager in some porn flick?

Most of the people on this very forum are far more interesting and good looking than this couple. I wouldn't have wanted their wedding scarring the image of my beloved Santa Barbara, either.

Maybe we'll ask Ben whether or not he could still taste P-Diddy's man chowda when he kissed J-Blow.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Yeah, as the picture below shows, both her and Ben are the sexiest people on earth. Gimme a freaking break. Doesn't she look like the crusty wealthy dowager in some porn flick?



Maybe we'll ask Ben whether or not he could still taste P-Diddy's man chowda when he kissed J-Blow.




lol.
oh man, that shit funny.

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Right on!

As well as this disgusting trend in TV...

http://www.eonline.com/On/ItsGoodtoBe/Episodes/index.html
(can't do clicky)

If you haven't seen it (hats off to you) - the show highlights famous rich people and one by one tells us what they spent on this and that, how much they make, how much they wipe their ass with.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.
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Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

He's a shitty actor and an asshat.

She's a worst actor and a stuck up bitch that looks like shit.



What he said.

I care more about any of you skydivers and your relationships with your significant others (even if they are sheep, poodle or moose) than I do about some worthless loser celebrities.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.

I'd rather watch Gigli than keep hearing about them getting married.
I'd rather read a "war" thread.
To quote Weird Al, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue."
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Then why make this post????????????




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Who fucking cares what those two do, he's a mediocre actor performimg another mediocre role (the boyfriend of a mediocre actress) and she's just a 'husband collector' (apparently she wants to marry one man of every race).

C'mon, let's talk about something important and interesting...like...BOOBIES for example.
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