lawrocket 3 #1 September 15, 2003 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. I'd rather watch Gigli than keep hearing about them getting married. I'd rather read a "war" thread. To quote Weird Al, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue." Enough of this bullshit.. Edited because people wondered why I said I hated hearing about them, and then mentioned them. Touche... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #2 September 15, 2003 Huh? Who? Are they relative workers, or something? Never heard of them.-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 September 15, 2003 QuoteJennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one. He's a shitty actor and an asshat. She's a worst actor and a stuck up bitch that looks like shit. Put them together and you get a media circus due to the $$$ each of them have, but why is this worthy of being on the front page of CNN.com?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #4 September 15, 2003 Jennifer Affleck and Ben Lopez? Who are they? I was too busy skydiving this weekend to follow crap ... Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #5 September 15, 2003 QuoteJennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. Enough of this bullshit.. Damn straight. That needed saying. Perhaps if the general public would actually develop a life, folks like these would fall back into the real world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #6 September 15, 2003 QuoteJennifer Affleck and Ben Lopez? Who are they? I was too busy skydiving this weekend to follow crap ... Same here - you know why?? Because people like you and me (and everyone else on DZ.com) actually HAVE lives, and don't need to try to live other peoples by following their every life drama. As far as Jennifer Lopez goes, skanky bitch, just like aggie says. Thats about all i know about her - I have never even seen one of her movies. (she's an actress right? did she do anything else?)=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #7 September 15, 2003 Quote She's a worst actor and a stuck up bitch that looks like shit. Come on dude, dont sugar coat it! Tell us what you REALLY think! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpetfish 0 #8 September 15, 2003 He's a shitty actor and an asshat. he, he... asshat. he, he. and well, maybe it's just me, but her arse is pretty huge man. don't get me wrong, no aversion to a well proportioned behind but everyone goes on and on and on about how great it is. well, in the UK they do anyway! screw celebrity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #9 September 15, 2003 She has a great Ass, and her butt's pretty cute as well.......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 September 15, 2003 Yeah, as the picture below shows, both her and Ben are the sexiest people on earth. Gimme a freaking break. Doesn't she look like the crusty wealthy dowager in some porn flick? Most of the people on this very forum are far more interesting and good looking than this couple. I wouldn't have wanted their wedding scarring the image of my beloved Santa Barbara, either. Maybe we'll ask Ben whether or not he could still taste P-Diddy's man chowda when he kissed J-Blow. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpetfish 0 #11 September 15, 2003 QuoteYeah, as the picture below shows, both her and Ben are the sexiest people on earth. Gimme a freaking break. Doesn't she look like the crusty wealthy dowager in some porn flick? Maybe we'll ask Ben whether or not he could still taste P-Diddy's man chowda when he kissed J-Blow. lol. oh man, that shit funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #12 September 15, 2003 I have always referred to her as a "ghetto tramp"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #13 September 15, 2003 I am so emotionally torn by this event I can't even function today. Who were we talking about? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #14 September 15, 2003 Right on! As well as this disgusting trend in TV... http://www.eonline.com/On/ItsGoodtoBe/Episodes/index.html (can't do clicky) If you haven't seen it (hats off to you) - the show highlights famous rich people and one by one tells us what they spent on this and that, how much they make, how much they wipe their ass with. Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #15 September 15, 2003 Give it 3-6mos, then you can read about the divorce.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 September 15, 2003 QuoteJennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one. He's a shitty actor and an asshat. She's a worst actor and a stuck up bitch that looks like shit. What he said. I care more about any of you skydivers and your relationships with your significant others (even if they are sheep, poodle or moose) than I do about some worthless loser celebrities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhammons 0 #17 September 15, 2003 Any bets on how long THIS one will last??? ---------------------------------------------------- "Never eat more than you can lift!" Miss Piggy "Never fall faster than your Guardian Angel can fly." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #18 September 15, 2003 If you're tired of hearing about J-Lo and Ben, well, why do you keep talking about them? And digging up and posting pictures of them? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whocares 0 #19 September 15, 2003 I don't give a rat's ass about... Quote | Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. I'd rather watch Gigli than keep hearing about them getting married. I'd rather read a "war" thread. To quote Weird Al, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue." *** Then why make this post???????????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #20 September 15, 2003 There. I edited the name of this thread. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #21 September 15, 2003 She DOES have a disproportionately large turd-cutter. . . . and "disproportionately" is a pretty cool word. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #22 September 15, 2003 Who fucking cares what those two do, he's a mediocre actor performimg another mediocre role (the boyfriend of a mediocre actress) and she's just a 'husband collector' (apparently she wants to marry one man of every race). C'mon, let's talk about something important and interesting...like...BOOBIES for example.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #23 September 15, 2003 Its amazing the way the press makes gods of these two air heads. Both are sleaze....and there is sure a lot more interesting things taking place in this world than to be bothered with such garbage. ... ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 September 15, 2003 I think Ivan said boobies...I wonder if he was talking about Jlo's Boobies?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,107 #25 September 15, 2003 >Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. >I'd rather watch Gigli than keep hearing about them getting married. Man, I miss so much stuff by not watching TV . . . I didn't know they were getting married. I don't even know what Gigli is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites