bbarnhouse 0 #1 September 16, 2003 For calling the DZ and telling them about my "evaluation". Talk about the eye brows being raised! So much for hiding out in plain sight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 16, 2003 Quote For calling the DZ and telling them about my "evaluation". Uhhh...and what are we getting "evaluated" for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greybeard 0 #3 September 16, 2003 ok, so give with the rest of the story, before we hear about it via the "slam and slander bullshit .com" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 September 16, 2003 Quoteok, so give with the rest of the story, before we hear about it via the "slam and slander bullshit .com" LOL A certain someone from the forums was calling....got the maifest ladies all in a tither. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 September 16, 2003 QuoteLOL A certain someone from the forums was calling. Just wait till I show up. I'll look all official and start asking around for you. I'll tell them it's "Urgent" I speak with you. Should I fill out some warrant paper work? I'll tell them I need to speak with you about a "smack booty" incident that occured recently. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greybeard 0 #6 September 16, 2003 because??????????????/// and................................. and then...................... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 September 16, 2003 I did that to my grandmother.... No I'm not evil, but there is a cop that comes out to the dropzone every now and then, and you just have to. Anyway, I told her, on the cell phone while she was on her way to the dz to do her third tandem, to be careful speeding through the airport because of security and the whole 9-11 thing. So she goes inside and he follows her and calls her out by name with the handcuffs already in his hands. "Mrs. Smith we have a warrant for your arrest, turn around please and put your hands behind you." Definately a location joke. She got a kick out of it, and my grandfather about shit himself. He was thinking, oh no, what did she do this time...lolI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 16, 2003 QuoteSo she goes inside and he follows her and calls her out by name with the handcuffs already in his hands. Hmmmm....I might enjoy putting hand cuffs on B2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 September 16, 2003 Quote Hmmmm....I might enjoy putting hand cuffs on B2. Are you going for the understatement of the year award?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 September 16, 2003 Quotebecause??????????????/// Wanted some info Quoteand................................. He called back....I was in the air as usual Quoteand then...................... I had a good idea of the identity of the person calling...he called a third time and I returned the call. Yes I have been cleared by the FBI....yeah I guess I have to admit even porno pixie's have interesting pasts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greybeard 0 #11 September 16, 2003 there is a rumor going around about bb being one of the major ringleaders in a worldwide conspiracy to make people happy and to be sure they get regular fixes of hugs and adreanaline rushes. i personaly have seen "the power of the pixie" draw smiles and general well being from any who get too close. be very careful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #12 September 16, 2003 As frisky as you are I think that we would have to label you as an "enemy combatant" And I would not use handcuffs as that would take all of the fun out of the chase!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #13 September 16, 2003 QuoteSo much for hiding out in plain sight Is that what you call that half page spread of you in all of the publications? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 September 16, 2003 QuoteAnd I would not use handcuffs as that would take all of the fun out of the chase!!! I was thinking more along the lines of a tazer. At least then you could get a "position of advantage" before she started to come around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 September 16, 2003 QuoteIs that what you call that half page spread of you in all of the publications I plead insanity! LOL Clay hon...a tazer would kill me rather than render me. Um do pull-up cords mean anything to ya? Quotebe very careful Oh more like be afraid....be very afraid!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 September 16, 2003 QuoteUm do pull-up cords mean anything to ya? They do stir the imagination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #17 September 16, 2003 QuoteUm do pull-up cords mean anything to ya? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They do stir the imagination. Hey big boy wanna see my pull-up cord collection? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 September 16, 2003 QuoteHey big boy wanna see my pull-up cord collection? I'm not sure....you might have to buy me a couple drinks first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 September 16, 2003 QuoteI'm not sure....you might have to buy me a couple drinks first. ME buy drinks? You've got to be kidding! I do not contribute to the delinquency of minors Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 September 16, 2003 QuoteME buy drinks? You've got to be kidding! Geez...you must think I'm a cheap date or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #21 September 16, 2003 QuoteGeez...you must think I'm a cheap date or something LOL Like my Mama used to say...you may not be cheap....but you can be had You make more money in a week than I make in a month...drinks are on you...and I only drink iced tea or diet coke. You're getting off easy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 September 16, 2003 Quotedrinks are on you...and I only drink iced tea or diet coke. That sounds like a cheap date. I'm in..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
