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turtlespeed

Our Beloved Beer....

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Beer is for me, beer is for you,
First I'll have one, then I'll have two.

After three or more, I'll find me a whore,
I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more.

I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty,
I'll hit on a fat lady 'cause, "She's so damn 'purty"

Seven, then eight, nine, and then ten,
The drinking don't stop till the puking begins.

I'll get really tired, be ready for bed,
Then fall on the toilet and crack open my head.

There I will stay till the sun comes up,
My friends will all tell me, "Man you were F**ked up!"

"Screw you!" I say, "I had a good time."
"Until you got naked for quarters and dimes."

"Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer,
Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dos, a beer, a Mexican beer
Ray, a guy I buy beer from
Me, the person I buy beer for
Far, a long way to the store.
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la la la la la
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer
That'll bring us back to...

(ad infinitum)


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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