mr2mk1g 10 #1 September 17, 2003 Cypres whah whah whah whah cypres whah whah whah. Blah blah blah blah blah cypres blah blah blah! Blah blah misfire whah whah whah. Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah. Why not start a pol about blah blah blah. Whine whine whine. Moan moan moan. Damn newbies blah blah blah. Bitch bitch bitch bitch "cypres generation" bitch bitch bitch. Moan bitch whine moan in my day moan bitch whine moan. Moan moan moan, not dangerous enough for you? Moan!? Whah whah whah dont and nerver will whah whah whah whah. MY HEAD HURTS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 September 17, 2003 There's a debate going about the Cypres? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #3 September 17, 2003 Yeah! Enough about THAT! The real question is "Should I, or shouldn't I use an RSL?" Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #4 September 17, 2003 Well now that the vigil is out, can we start debating about it? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 September 17, 2003 QuoteYeah! Enough about THAT! The real question is "Should I, or shouldn't I use an RSL?" Exactly, those 2 debates are getting on my nerves same old thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Stop the madness!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #6 September 17, 2003 True man!!!! Cypres boy here. Is a back up tool that's it!!! Cielos Azules 6 Segundos Rodriguez Bastard child of Amazona y Cajones Rodriguez "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #7 September 17, 2003 My general Rule of Thumb is if i see a forum with "cypress" in the heading with some 100+ views, i just don't bother opening it. Those who have a Cypress have one, and those who don't, arn't going to rush out and buy one - we are all wasting our breath.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #8 September 17, 2003 Yea, let's get back to having people with 100-500 (or any lowtimer) jumps giving advice on canopies, hook turns, and wing loading. Oh yea, don't forget about giving advice to students esp when you aren't a JM. But, since the advice givers have a high PW rating, those newbies should listen to them IMHO. Those are always my favorite threads_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdog 0 #9 September 17, 2003 If I was going to buy a $1000.00 electronic gadget, it better have more than one button on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #10 September 17, 2003 no the fuck you dont - your not turning this thread into a debate about them as well! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - even my own thread turns against me!!! ARRRGGGGH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #11 September 17, 2003 Man remember that everytime you write something like that here, will turn against you. Kind of a like a murphy's law. Just remember turn it on!! (joking mate) Have a good day!!! "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflybella 0 #12 September 17, 2003 I propose we ban ALL cypres and RSL debates until there is actually some new information to be passed on! Until then, LOOK IT UP! Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleBadger 0 #13 September 17, 2003 errr, it's only Wednesday guys and this sounds like a friday afternoon thread, I think you all need some DZ therapy before the w/end otherwise you might do something stupid But on the subject of Cypres... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #14 September 17, 2003 I couldn't agree more. The big issue we need to settle is do I cutaway first with a pilot chute in tow? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #15 September 17, 2003 I couldn't agree more! Cause my Astra is best, can even steer my car home from the zone....lol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #16 September 17, 2003 perhaps I should stick my IPAQ under my reserve flap and run some wires out of it under the pop top. I'll then ask someone at the DZ this weekend to give me a kit check... see what they say. "oh yeah... thats a beta version of a new AAD that the japs are bringing out... shh though... no one's supposed to know about it yet It works as GPS for spotting, gives you a route map to the DZ, lists all back issues of parachutist, the mag and playboy, and automatically updates all cypres debate threads onto its web browser...theyre working on a little servo attachment so it can steer for you if your unconcious" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,112 #17 September 17, 2003 Who is forcing you to read threads with "CYPRES" in the title? Whoever it is, tell them to p*ss off.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #18 September 17, 2003 *stands back and lobs the "pullout vs. throwout" grenade* ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #19 September 17, 2003 Quote*stands back and lobs the "pullout vs. throwout" grenade* Damn you're old JP... I bet you trained on a rip cord system... Besides, everyone knows the BOL (back of leg) is best Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #20 September 17, 2003 QuoteI propose we ban ALL cypres and RSL debates until there is actually some new information to be passed on! Until then, LOOK IT UP! THere is nothing to look up! I can Summarize I'm leaving out the part Prior to the need to Pull the reserve... Ready?? ------ Pull your reserve... No shit Cypres is a back up... No shit If you need it some day for what ever reason..... WHEW!!!! Get a new cutter Repeat. <== that should begin a flame fest!!! That's about it!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #21 September 17, 2003 QuoteBesides, everyone knows the BOL (back of leg) is best at least get the acronym correct .... ROL... REAR OF LEGSTRAP!!!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #22 September 17, 2003 QuoteYeah! Enough about THAT! The real question is "Should I, or shouldn't I use an RSL?" An RSL? Screw that! I'm going to bring my AFF jumpmaster with me on every skydive from now on. I can't trust that mechanical devices. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #23 September 17, 2003 QuoteRSL? Screw that! I'm going to bring my AFF jumpmaster with me on every skydive from now on. I can't trust that mechanical devices. AFF? that freefall shit's dangerous. I'm sticking to static line. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #24 September 17, 2003 Dang, you are correct... I just realized my mistake and you had already caught me.... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #25 September 17, 2003 QuoteDang, you are correct... I just realized my mistake and you had already caught me.... Timing is every thing Speaking of timing... do you know how much time you have remaining till your cypres would fire if you do nothing from... (*hookitt recieves a sudden blow to the melon rendering him unconsious and unable to speak about AAD's*)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
