yardhippie 0 #1 September 17, 2003 Im sure this has been done before but was feeling particularly random this evening, and figured that others probably are feeling the same. So here goes: Is it just me or does it seem like the sun goes down faster than it comes up?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #2 September 18, 2003 Or.... Once the sun "goes over the yardarm" it starts to split into two. France... A country unfortunately seperated from civilisation by a mere 19 miles of water. Texas... A state unfortunately not UNDER 19 miles of water. Don't worry texans, if that situation is ever rectified you can always buy spear guns. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #3 September 18, 2003 Ya know, every once in a while I just gotta Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 September 18, 2003 You've been quite the little post whore today. Red M&M's really do taste different than the other colors. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 September 18, 2003 QuoteYou've been quite the little post whore today. Red M&M's really do taste different than the other colors. jelous? its been sooo long since I could get out the fizzel dizzel on DZ.com!! But yea I have!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #6 September 18, 2003 i wonder what could have possible prompted alexis to stay in london a week longer that planned?!?!?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #7 September 18, 2003 Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. ---- Jack Handy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 September 18, 2003 I was thinking of becomeing apathetic, but i couldn't be botheredYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 September 18, 2003 this could go on this or another thread, but most amusing: "What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?"Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #10 September 18, 2003 Why do they put instructions on shampoo bottles?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #11 September 18, 2003 why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 September 18, 2003 Why is beer always better after skydiving? Why does it rain at the dz and no where else?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 September 18, 2003 Quotejelous? I was jealous of your super coolio golfcart in rantoul. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 September 18, 2003 yea. it was the pimpin fastest were it? Damn I had a good time. Random thought: Can you really go to rantoul and have a good time w/ a broken ankle?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 September 18, 2003 QuoteCan you really go to rantoul and have a good time w/ a broken ankle? You seemed to be enjoying yourself. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 September 18, 2003 Sometimes I jsut ask myself, "Why?" But, then again, "Why not?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #17 September 18, 2003 Why is it that I always have to pee after I'm geared up?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 September 18, 2003 QuoteWhy is it that I always have to pee after I'm geared up? b/c thats a law of skydiving... like why is it there are more farts in on an airplane ride to altitude then at a bean eaters convention?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #19 September 18, 2003 Why do people who call the wrong number always disbelieve you? "Are you sure this isn't ____?" (fill in the blank... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #20 September 18, 2003 QuoteWhy do they put instructions on shampoo bottles? .. or on toothpick packs. Why do they have braille at the drive through ATM? (I heard this and didn't believe it, until the next time I went to a drive through ATM.) The whole concept of drive-through ATM to me is the epitome of laziness in this country (and yes, it has spread elsewhere), but what's hypocritically worse is the drive through liquor store. Don't drink and drive, but you can drive and buy! Steph picked up a baby magazine targeted at new parents. On the third page was an advert for a divorce lawyer!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #21 September 18, 2003 What if the sky was green and the grass was blue? Edited to add: What if when you corked you really trully did float back up to where you jumped out of? (like if you held a cork at the bottom of a glass of water and let it go it does go all the way back to the top of the water right?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #22 September 18, 2003 QuoteWhat if the sky was green and the grass was blue? You mean you've never been to Newark, NJ or Gary, IN? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #23 September 18, 2003 QuoteWhat if the sky was green and the grass was blue? Color blindness achieves a similar effect, though not exactly. ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 September 18, 2003 Why the fuck does that string on the 20lb bag of cat food never work for me? It's there to make opening the bag easier right? All it does for me is piss me off!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #25 September 18, 2003 No $h^t... Also, why do they put child saftey lids on arthritis medicine? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
