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Jasmin

Un-bloody-believable!!! Is it just me??!!

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You crack me up. Thanks.

Um...I've got tonsillitis for the second time in two weeks, but other than that MY own personal year...at least physically has gone ok.

Karma. ;) You'll be ok. Just stay away from outlets.

Hugs.

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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As some of you may recall I am having a bumper year....it ain't getting better....
This year:

Total mal which I didn't pack. Had to land on the median strip of the freeway. YEP, Between the opposing lanes of traffic....on my reserve...

Broken ribs thanks darling Charlie, donated whilst hanging out at the DZ....

Liquid nitrogen and boobies should not mix....I ain't saying any more on that one....:o

Broken hand thanks to Obes's brother, who was too drunk to hold me after trying to put me over his shoulder...

Got hit by a car whilst jogging on a work trip in Melbourne (Australia).... bruised spleen, liver and pelvis and a trip to hospital for CT scans, x-rays and a couple of needle jabs to my posterior....

And to top it off...
Yesterday I got nicely electrocuted.

A furnace I was using decided to turn me into a human grounding plug...B|

I thank God for getting me through the rest of the crap I've had this year....but this is just seeming a little unfair!!!

Q. Has anyone else had a run like this, or am I just pissing someone off upstairs??!!:S:$


Dammn, all in one year?

Here's my list of injuries:
broke my leg playing football
cracked open my chin while riding my bike off a launch ramp that was just too big.
broke my wrist while skateboarding (at least i broke this bone doing something cool.. 360 indy grab on a professional sized half pipe at vans. my wrist slammed into the coping on my way down)
broke my arm while i was dancing on a chair and tripped (that sucked..)
and 2 concussions.

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Freefly, baby.

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My hobbies over the years have included:-
...rock fishing...

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Oooohh...that sounds like a real blast!
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I'm not that keen on it either, however the point was that Rock Fishing is statistically the most dangerous sport in the country.


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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My hobbies over the years have included:-
...rock fishing...

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Oooohh...that sounds like a real blast!
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I'm not that keen on it either, however the point was that Rock Fishing is statistically the most dangerous sport in the country.



Why would you want to fish for rocks? Kinda tough to filet aren't they? ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Let me guess, your nickname is "Lucky".


It has always been, and apparently always will be,
"TROUBLE"
:D:$:D
xj

"I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."

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Where in Sydney? Redfern?



Well I was working in Bankstown untill this week.
In two weeks time I will be working at Redfern.
So mmm ya much better.


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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