TX Quarters now COLLECTORS ITEMS!!

[pyke 0]

AggieDave isn't going to like me....BUT


Hold on to your Texas quarters!!!

They may become collector's items.

The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling
the new Texas quarters. "We are recalling all of the new Texas
quarters that were recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Russell
Shackelford said in a press conference Monday. "This comes in the
wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not
work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones,
or other coin-operated devices. We believe the problem lies in a
design flaw," said Shackelford.

The winning design for the Texas quarter was submitted by Texas A&M student
William Doutrieux. Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and a
nickel
together keeps jamming the coin operated devices."

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

[RevJim 0]

OMFG!!!

What is up with this place today!!!???!!!

Tears are streaming down my face, AGAIN!!!!

Must....keep.....breathing......

LMAO

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[wildblue 7]

That was funny! We're talking coffee-coming-out-of-the-nose funny!

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[jfields 0]

That is true, right?

[CrazyIvan 0]

Typical Texans

__________________________________________
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[txblondie 0]

Okay, as a Texan, I have to say that I am THOROUGHLY OFFENDED.

So, now that I've gotten that out of the way...

Oh my GOD! ROTF LMFAO!

*****************************************
Blondes do have more fun!

[pyke 0]

Quote

Okay, as a Texan, I have to say that I am THOROUGHLY OFFENDED.

Hey, I'm 1/2 Texan!....and the person who sent it to me is FULL TEXAN!!!

Which explains the A&M poke!

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

[jfields 0]

Quote

Typical Texans

No, no no!

Duct tape is way beyond typical texans. They keep trying to rip off a fourth of a dollar bill.

[txblondie 0]

Quote

Quote

Typical Texans

No, no no!

Duct tape is way beyond typical texans. They keep trying to rip off a fourth of a dollar bill.

Rip? Why? We all have pocket knives. Some Texans even carry hunting knives...

*****************************************
Blondes do have more fun!

[miked10270 0]

That joke is grossly unfair to Texans by suggesting that they're stupid!

I hope you're ALL ashamed of yourselves for laughing at that.

Anyway, Texans don't need quarters, nickels & dimes. That's because EVERYTHING in Texas is priced in whole dollars.... It stops a Texan cutting part of a finger off when he's counting up how much it is.

It's the same as having nothing in Texas that costs more than $11 - it saves them taking their shoes off to count.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[txblondie 0]

You know, that's why rednecks throw such good parties...everything they own can get destroyed and they're out, what, $15?!

*****************************************
Blondes do have more fun!

[jfields 0]

They throw crappy parties, because the cases of beer fall into the Under $10 rule also. Yuck!

[txblondie 0]

Totally untrue; that's why Texans are all poor; we take pride in our beer!

*****************************************
Blondes do have more fun!

[miked10270 0]

Quote

Totally untrue; that's why Texans are all poor; we take pride in our beer!

Absolutely! Despite my well publicised opinion of Texans, I am more than happy to confirm that Texans WILL spend freely on beer.

Then again, if YOU had to make a choice between "Imported" and "Lone Star" money would probably cease to be an object...

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[txblondie 0]

Then again, if YOU had to make a choice between "Imported" and "Lone Star" money would probably cease to be an object...

[RevJim 0]

Quote

Then again, if YOU had to make a choice between "Imported" and "Lone Star" money would probably cease to be an object...

Imported? You mean they make real beer outside of Shiner, Texas?

[jfields 0]

Quote

Imported? You mean they make real beer outside of Shiner, Texas?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Yes, In Denmark and a couple of spots in Germany. That's about it though.

I'd add Belgium to the list, Jim.
And I have yet to drink any decent beer from Shiner, Texas, despite trying some.

[RevJim 0]

OK, I'll give you that one, but I happen to like Shiner Bock. Too bad the distributer can't get it up here. (I know, I tried)

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[txblondie 0]

And I have yet to drink any decent beer from Shiner, Texas, despite trying some.

[jfields 0]

Quote

Shiner is NOT my favorite beer, I prefer lighter beer.

That would leave you with water.

[miked10270 0]

Quote

Imported? You mean they make real beer outside of Shiner, Texas?

Err... OK Robin, this may come as a bit of a shock to you but in Shiner (which is spelled with an excess of "n"s and a shortage of "t"s) they make a liquid called "Lone Star". In the rest of the world (rest of the world being defined as that little place outside of Texas) they make a liquid called "Beer". It has alcohol in it and it has a taste.

When you drink "Real Beer" you get drunk and want to hug everyone - people outwith your immediate family.

When you drink "Lone Star" you want to shoot in the general direction of traffic signs under the (mistaken) impression that they are small furry animals of some description.

Drinking "real beer" has its risks. The Surgeon General states that drinking "Real Beer" to excess can lead to you having casual sex with complete strangers (wheras drinking "Lone Star" leads you to have se.... Y'all know the rest).

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[txblondie 0]

Just another reason not to drink Shiner...

*****************************************
Blondes do have more fun!

[wmw999 2,584]

Aggie Dave may not like you, but you're my new hero! Way too funny!

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[RevJim 0]

I have no idea where you get your information dude, but i agree that Lone Star is worse than Clydesdale piss. It's not Shiner though, and as far as I know, is not made in Shiner either.

Lone Star crap:http://www.puretexanbeer.com/ourbeer.htm

Shiner (I happen to prefer Shiner Bock. I have to say it is among the best beers I have ever had, and I have had more than my share if different beers.):
http://www.shiner.com/home.html

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[airann 1]

[CENTER]<<< G A S P >>>

that is just SO wrong, all of you... you people need to just make up yer minds...
blondes or us good Texas folks with blonde hair.... Frumpt [/CENTER]

~AirAnn~