happythoughts 0 #1 September 20, 2003 QuoteWine-drinking women more fertile, study claims Thu Sep 18, 7:03 AM ET COPENHAGEN (AFP) - Women who drink moderate quantities of wine become pregnant more easily than their teetotal or beer-supping sisters, a Danish medical review reported. How'd ya like to be the graduate student who ran this test? "Oh no dear, it's strictly in the interests of science... sure, tequila shots while wearing the nurse outfit..." Quote The least likely to become pregnant were those who drank no alcohol at all. Well... duhhhh... QuoteThe research was carried out by a team headed by Mette Juhl of the state serology institute, Statens Serum Institut. They could not explain the reasons for their findings. They just don't get out much, do they? First off, why does this need to be studied, and second, who didn't have it figured out already? In Biblical times, if a woman was found in the act of fornication, she was stoned. Still holds true today. Lots of stoned women out there fornicating. clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #2 September 20, 2003 Yeah, good one. Then again it was a Danish study... Reminds me of the fundamental reason why (Shakespeare's) Hamlet was depressed: "You would be depressed if you became absolute ruler of a country which was only famous for Pine Furniture, Pornography, and Pork Products." Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #3 September 20, 2003 DITTO! Mind you I wouldn't mind making a video of me porking a Danish bird on some pine furniture. Anthony "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reACTed 0 #4 September 20, 2003 The study talks about fertility and the chance of getting pregnant, not about scoringpercentage or the chance of getting laid due to women consuming alcohol. Second; given that (what is btw a remarkable result) who knew that wine works better than beer works better than nothing? Ofcourse it's easy to ridiculize this study, damn it's about women and their fertility and sex and alcohol, it almost seems too easy aye? The text you pasted says that they didn't expect the results and they cannot explain them, well that's how new insights are found and new things are invented. BTW: The Danish are cool, they have Carlsberg edit: spellinggggkkrek wak wou o_0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #5 September 20, 2003 Sheila & Bruce are visiting Sydney harbour bridge whilst there're in town, Sheila "Bruce, i'm pregnant.. and if you don't marry me i going to jump." Bruce "Gee.. Sheila, your not only a good ride, but a bloody good sport too." QuoteThe least likely to become pregnant were those who drank no alcohol at all. And all along i was thinking my ex's were drinking to blot me out. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 September 20, 2003 LMFAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 September 20, 2003 It all has to do with the beer-goggle factor. People usually get pregnant when young. In college you drink beer and cheap booze, so you are used to it. Then you graduate, try to be an urbanite, go to a happy hour on friday, drink a few glasses of wine and....whooops, the whale from the office below looks so attractive.....jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #8 September 20, 2003 I was drunk when both of my kids were conceived Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #9 September 20, 2003 I sure would like to volunteer to help out in one of these studies. since I've had a vasectomy, I guess I'd be in one of the "control" groups. But I could take good notes on what the ladies drink (or not)... "For science ! And humanity !" -Drs. Howard, Fine & Howard Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #10 September 20, 2003 Warning to all single men: DON'T HAVE SEX WITH FREAKYFLYGIRL WHEN SHE IS DRUNK.......NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 21, 2003 QuoteThe study talks about fertility and the chance of getting pregnant, not about scoringpercentage or the chance of getting laid due to women consuming alcohol. Oh sure, try and interject some logic into this thread. If I ever make a serious point, you have misread what I typed. That said, I believe that in almost all the cases of the women becoming pregnant, sex was involved. If the chances of women having sex are increased by drinking, there it is. The most recognized case of non-sexual reproduction must have been a hard sell. "Hello sir, my name is Joseph... yes Mary told me the same thing... an angel... having a hard time with it myself sir..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyflygirl 0 #12 September 21, 2003 QuoteWarning to all single men: DON'T HAVE SEX WITH FREAKYFLYGIRL WHEN SHE IS DRUNK.......NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like i'm not getting laid anytime soon. Dude, thanks for making me laugh, I needed it tonight!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 September 21, 2003 QuoteAnd all along i was thinking my ex's were drinking to blot me out. A couple who had been married a long time were in bed. They had been furiously having sex for about 30 minutes when the wife looks up and says "You couldn't think of anyone else either, huh?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 September 21, 2003 LMFAO!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 September 21, 2003 QuoteLMFAO!! I love a good guilty laugh. I think everybody does a little fantasizing on occasion... nuttin' wrong with a little harmless thinking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #16 September 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteLMFAO!! I love a good guilty laugh. I think everybody does a little fantasizing on occasion... nuttin' wrong with a little harmless thinking... True dat!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #17 September 21, 2003 Danish studies rock. I support spending tax dollars on studying fornication, even if there's no explanation for the results. We do this nowadays since it's a long time since we could put our longboats out and go kill French people. I just hope that *I* will participate more directly in these studies in the near future Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 September 21, 2003 The Brits did a study that appeared on tv about 2 years ago. It said that most men have a little "leakage" before the big event. It explained that the cervix "dips" into the pool of semen during orgasm. Therefore, the chance of pregnancy increases if women are having multiples. The study went on to say that since 1 out of 4 women are having affairs (better sex, more orgasms), that statistically, one out of 8 women were having the child of their lover, not their spouse. It really sounded like parentage was pretty dicey to prove. Using that study and the idea that drunk women tend to have more uninhibited fun (personal theory ), the alchohol, orgasm, pregnancy relationship is certainly easier to establish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #19 September 21, 2003 Yep, I read about that study and at the time I started wondering how many fathers there are who unwittingly are raising kids that ain't their own. Heh, there's an argument for remaining single Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 September 21, 2003 QuoteYep, I read about that study and at the time I started wondering how many fathers there are who unwittingly are raising kids that ain't their own. Actually, it has become a legal issue in the US. After a divorce, guys are using DNA tests to establish paternity. Unfortunately, even if the child does not belong to the man, he still has to pay child support. Kind of like being forced to pay a fine for a crime that DNA proves you didn't do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
