whocares 0 #1 September 23, 2003 Ananova: Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany. The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants. His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes." When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs. The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs. Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed." Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #2 September 23, 2003 Didn't. Need. The. Mental. Image. Ouch, what a way to waste a life. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 September 23, 2003 Andreas W, huh? so now the 'W' stands for Willy-less huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #4 September 23, 2003 QuoteDidn't. Need. The. Mental. Image. Ouch, what a way to waste a life. WOW, what he said.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #5 September 23, 2003 See what happens when you make relatively safe drugs illegal? You don't keep people from screwing themselves up, you just make them find alternative (and apparently more dangerous) ways to do it. The local hospitals are flooded every year with people eating jimson weed to get high. Those people seriously f--- themselves up, let me tell ya. OTOH, he took himself out of the gene pool pretty effectively. Evolution in action.7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #6 September 23, 2003 YOU SEE!!!! Drugs are bad, and none of us should do them anymore.... Bad Willy-less, bad bad Willy-less! Your makin us look bad dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #7 September 23, 2003 QuoteThe emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs. Worse things happened. About 6 weeks ago, I read about a guy who did some chemical drugs, got hungry, cut off his toe & fried it in a kitchen pan. Police arrived while he started eating it, still bleeding heavily. The neighbours had called the cops because he had the stereo on maximum. They took the fried toe with them to the hospital, but of course there was no way of re-attaching it. *shudder* Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #8 September 23, 2003 There was a story somewhere on the forums quite some time ago. It didn't have anything to do with drugs (that i know of) but some guy put a classified ad out looking for someone to EAT. Someone actually took him up on it. The guy to be doing the eating, cut off the other guys member and they both ate it together. Then he chopped up the guy and put him in the freezer and had been eating him over time. They caught him when he put out a second ad... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #9 September 23, 2003 SO the moral of the story is: if you take drugs and you're a boy you'll have to use your hands to satisfy your women. And that doing gardening stuff will leave you tongue- and penis-less. As long as we learn from it, it's not so bad. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whocares 0 #10 September 23, 2003 There was a story somewhere on the forums quite some time ago. It didn't have anything to do with drugs (that i know of) but some guy put a classified ad out looking for someone to EAT. Someone actually took him up on it. The guy to be doing the eating, cut off the other guys member and they both ate it together. Then he chopped up the guy and put him in the freezer and had been eating him over time. They caught him when he put out a second ad... *** All i can say is WTF????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 September 23, 2003 I see a new TV ad about drugs: This is your penis..............this is your penis ON DRUGS (and the guy has his penis in his shirt pocket) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sburkart 0 #12 September 23, 2003 I don't think the order in which he did this would really matter, all I know is if it were me there's no freakin' way I coulda done the second after having done the first no matter how high I was. (Not currently high no matter how that reads...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
