EricaH 0 #1 September 24, 2003 A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon."He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car........ There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #2 September 24, 2003 Waits, for Crazy Ivan to post the link where this has already been posted. Wake up Ivan, get on the J.O.B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 September 24, 2003 LOL! Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... Hold on to your seat . At the risk of never receiving e-mail ever again........ The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #4 September 24, 2003 Quote"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" omg - that was too bad funny!! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 September 24, 2003 QuoteWaits, for Crazy Ivan to post the link where this has already been posted. Wake up Ivan, get on the J.O.B. Sorry man...I stepped out for a sec...but here is what you were asking for. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #6 September 24, 2003 Oh my God! Ivan, do you read every post? It blows my mind how you always find that stuff. We must find Ivan a new hobby!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 September 24, 2003 #1 reason to stay sober @ a party!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 September 24, 2003 That's hilarious. I never heard it before and lord knows i needed a laugh today. Thanks for posting it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #9 September 24, 2003 Glad I could help some. OMG Casie - I'm eating soup & almost spit it all over - trying to hold it in I nearly choaked!!. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 September 24, 2003 QuoteGlad I could help some. OMG Casie - I'm eating soup & almost spit it all over - trying to hold it in I nearly choaked!!. hehehehe, I LMAO when I saw it!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
