wildblue 7 #1 September 24, 2003 Don't ask me how I found it, it's much too long of a tale. Suffice to say, it's all someone else's fault. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3074245.stmit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 September 24, 2003 Its been posted many times before... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #3 September 24, 2003 You'll have to excuse him. He keeps using country songs as his sig line, meaning he's ssssllllloooooowww There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #4 September 24, 2003 When exactly IS your funeral ? I'd love to be there.....do I need to R.S.V.P., or just show up, or what ? (...one more OSU fan eliminated....) Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #5 September 24, 2003 Man, I hope whoever says my eulogy plainly says "This man was wicked, and will be placed at Lucifer's right hand." I wonder what kinda reactions that would get from my family??? Also, Val, your avatar is BADASS!!!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #6 September 24, 2003 QuoteIts been posted many times before... Well excuse me... not all of us have a wireless connection to dz.com implanted in our retina. Quotemeaning he's ssssllllloooooowww Evidently. QuoteWhen exactly IS your funeral ? I'd love to be there..... You'll be the first to know Don. You and Jess can sit in the front row and shoot spit-wads at the coffin. Feel free to stick around and piss on my grave after the service is through. Be prepared for books to fly off your shelves in the middle of the night. What am I saying? Why would you own any books? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 September 24, 2003 QuoteWhy would you own any books? Don has lots of books. He's quite sensitive about his illiteracy and likes to pretend he can actually read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 September 24, 2003 QuoteWhy would you own any books? Maybe picture books? or in Don's case, magazines with photo features.... then again, maybe Scrappy has those too....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #9 September 24, 2003 QuoteWell excuse me... not all of us have a wireless connection to dz.com implanted in our retina. Bwhahahahahahaha. "He SCORES !!" QuoteDon has lots of books. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with a 44-year-old man possessing a large collection of pop-up books. Better than your collection of "Farm Animal Monthly" magazines with all the pages stuck together. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 24, 2003 QuoteBetter than your collection of "Farm Animal Monthly" magazines with all the pages stuck together. They aren't stuck together. I have all the pages coated so they wipe down easily. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #11 September 24, 2003 "Ladies and Gentlemen -- Clay Fowler......giving the phrase 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass' an entirely new and disgusting meaning." Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 September 24, 2003 QuoteAlso, Val, your avatar is BADASS!!!!! Thanks! It's not that I'm obsessed with BM...I swear!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #13 September 24, 2003 QuoteWhy would you own any books? I have many, many volumes of the Notebook of Wrath™.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #14 September 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteWhy would you own any books? I have many, many volumes of the Notebook of Wrath™. And lots of stubby crayons and jumbo pencils?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #15 September 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhy would you own any books? I have many, many volumes of the Notebook of Wrath™. And lots of stubby crayons and jumbo pencils? I feel quite sure the whole thing is written on a Big Chief tablet Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #16 September 24, 2003 QuoteAnd lots of stubby crayons and jumbo pencils? Dont forget little sticky gold starsRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 September 24, 2003 QuoteWhy would you own any books? ------------------------------------------------------------ I have many, many volumes of the Notebook of Wrath™. --------------------------------------------------------- And lots of stubby crayons and jumbo pencils? ------------------------------------------------------------ I feel quite sure the whole thing is written on a Big Chief tablet I snuck a picture of the Notebooks of Wrath. Scary stuff....you don't want to get on Ms. Cakes bad side.. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #18 September 24, 2003 She started using the gold stars on "voloom too" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 24, 2003 Don't even make me show you book 3....(really don't cause i'm tired of playing with paint and ready to go home..) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #20 September 24, 2003 Jess ! You misspelled "volume" ! (....airhead....) Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
